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My therapist is dumping me on to someone else. I'm not sure if I should be offended or not.

This is my first foray into the world of internet message boards so please excuse me while I find my bearings.

I believe my son, Hiccup, has already done his own introduction on here. I did promise I'd try not to embarrass him too much.

My name is Valka and my family has just returned to LA so that Hiccup can attend University, after travelling for a number of years. It's very nice to meet you all and I'm sure I'll get to know some of you better soon.

I'm done with July. July is done with me.

This is why:
1. I accidentally broke a bar.
2. I accidentally burned down my apartment.
3. I purposefully broke a car window and ended up paying for it.
4. My ex-landlord sent some thugs after me.
5. I blew up those thugs though.
6. ...and Gwen in the process. (Did you get those third set of flowers I sent, by the way?)
7. My Dreams are nearing the end of times and I think I'm about to do something stupid in them.
8. Found out a friend had been cheated on.
9. And there are douchebags of the past everywhere.

On the bright side, I'm sure August can't get any worse.

The wrist is mending. I can't wait to go back to work. I hate just sitting around with nothing to do.

Head injuries, though. They take those really seriously.

More dreams last night. They seem to come in long, cluttered batches now. More than before.

But I got to dream about a Phoenix. That's pretty cool, right? Does anyone else dream about those?

Am I the only person who didn't realise you can go whale watching here? They run trips from Newport Beach and it looks amazing.

I've decided I have to go! Another thing off the bucket list :D

I don't think headaches should last this long. People make them worse but apparently that's not a legitimate reason or something stupid like that. So I will reach out to the masses. Headache cures, go.

Okay so I finally get to announce this! It took us a while 'cause like... Lara was pretty horrified in the beginning and I wanted to give her time to deal. Plus there's that 'danger period' I guess?

But HEY!

WE'RE PREGNANT!

I know, right? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN, SAM? Well I'm glad you asked, strangers. As it turns out, when Orange County turns a girl into a man with man parts, those man parts are actually capable of doing what man parts do.

It's currently the size of a lime (but I like to call him or her 'the blueberry') and none of my pants fit, and I think I skipped nausea and went straight to cravings, but we're like... healthy and stuff. And now you know!

Well, I woke up this morning with quite a bit more training under my belt than I'd had before. I think. It feels like my body is stronger now. I don't know, maybe it's just my mind? I had years of training in my dreams last night. Has anyone else had something like that happen? I can't even describe it all that well, it was just... so real. Now I feel like I'm more prepared for anything.

The Grand Opening of my restaurant Ciao Bella will be tomorrow night at 7pm. If you'd like to come and taste the finest Italian food in Orange County (sorry Mom and Dad) then please come by and eat until your heart is content.

So far, confirmed for the VIP area is:

1. Damon & Elena
2. Mom & Dad
3. Lexi
4. Caroline

Who else can I expect?

ETA:

5. Mr. and Mrs. Salvatore
6. Jeremy and Katherine (if you two would like to come that is)

Holy shit. My dreams came like a damn tsunami. Seems dream me is seriously fucked up in the head and I'm the WORST judge of character known to mankind.

And I killed people

Also some kind of wooden club weapon from the Island showed up. And a two way radio.


God I need a drink or five.