This is why: 1. I accidentally broke a bar. 2. I accidentally burned down my apartment. 3. I purposefully broke a car window and ended up paying for it. 4. My ex-landlord sent some thugs after me. 5. I blew up those thugs though. 6. ...and Gwen in the process. (Did you get those third set of flowers I sent, by the way?) 7. My Dreams are nearing the end of times and I think I'm about to do something stupid in them. 8. Found out a friend had been cheated on. 9. And there are douchebags of the past everywhere.
On the bright side, I'm sure August can't get any worse.