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I don't think I'm going to be getting back to sleep after a dream like that. I've never had one quite so...disturbing before.

Well! According to my dear husband, I am not being nearly as social as I ought to be.

So this is me, attempting to be social. Hello everyone! The weather's been nice, hasn't it? I'm quite thrilled that spring is here, really.

In fact, I've been meaning to find a good park where I can go and feed the ducks. Does anyone know of any particularly duck-filled parks?

Yours,
Arthur Fell-Crowley

In honour of Mother's Day, we're having a 40% off selected titles at our bookstore today and tomorrow. There will be a few tables set up to choose from, with a whole range of subjects to suit your mother's taste.

Our Mother's Day cards will also be half off, so if you're in need of a last minute gift, stop by and see us.

Bring your mother and get a free cup of coffee!

... no, just kidding. Don't hold me to that last one.

Every year, Mother's Day manages to sneak past me. This year it really got by me, since it was two months ago in the UK. We never really celebrated it in a big, way, but I did always get her flowers.

Either way, my mother passed away a few years ago. Nothing traumatic, it was just her time. I usually give my dad a call around Mother's Day and we talk about mom and catch up with each other. I'll blame the States for having it so late in the year.

Here's hoping the wedding goes smoothly this time.

[Jess]

Is everything okay?

Fuck, I forgot tomorrow is Mother's Day. What do you get a vapid woman you don't particularly like but with who you happen to share blood?

I need an Oliphaunt riding song. Help?

I know this is really belated but thanks to everyone who helped me move. It went smoothly and I didn't have any problems with the ex.

I got a new phone number too if anyone needs it.

Oh and I need a new job. He found me at Target, but things didn't get too heated, he was scared to get the cops called on him. Imagine that.

I'm a pretty good typer? And I was good at working the register.

I found a dog in my yard. No collar. No tags, nothing. Looks kinda like a mutt. I can't tell what kind it is.

Anyone missing a mutt? I don't know what the hell to do with it.