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Gaz Membrane will destroy you. (gameslave2) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-05-11 16:54:00

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arya stark, gaz membrane, jack benjamin, mayuri kurotsuchi, raymond garraty, velma kelly

Fuck, I forgot tomorrow is Mother's Day. What do you get a vapid woman you don't particularly like but with who you happen to share blood?

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	black_soil 2013-05-11 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I think that would suffice. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-11 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	... she'll really like that actually. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	black_soil 2013-05-11 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. I look forward to the procedure. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jazzkiller 2013-05-11 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	You get her a cactus to sit on. Seriously, I'm not getting my mother fuck-all. She'll leave me passive-aggressive messages, and I'll delete them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-11 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna get her new boobs or something from the guy up there. Maybe she'll go into a coma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jazzkiller 2013-05-11 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Mine's a drunk, so I can't do that; I don't actually want to be directly responsible for her death. And I'm pretty sure that you can't get plastic surgery when you're shitfaced. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-11 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	That's never stopped mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nothorsefaced 2013-05-12 12:34 am UTC (link)
	My mother is in for a surprise if she's expecting anything from me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
	What did she do? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mainesown 2013-05-12 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	Our moms have us. Really, what more do they want? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-12 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	My mom wants me to raise her allowance. Long story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mainesown 2013-05-13 10:07 am UTC (link)
	You give your mom an allowance? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-13 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	I control my dad's estate since he died. He knew she'd run through it in like, an hour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mainesown 2013-05-13 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like it would be her problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	You'd think that, but she makes it mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mainesown 2013-05-14 07:42 am UTC (link)
	How generous of her to share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Too bad I can't return it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jackathan 2013-05-12 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	You get them the pleasure of not having to talk to the child they don't actually care about. At least, that's what I'm getting my mother. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-12 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	You, I like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jackathan 2013-05-12 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, your approval means a lot. What's wrong with your mother? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-12 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I know sarcasm when I read it. She never wanted me and has never tried to hide it. My dad died and left all his money to me, so I control her allowance, so she feels the need to suck up to me on holidays so she can get money to buy another purse or pony or whatever the fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jackathan 2013-05-13 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Ten points to -- I was going to say Ravenclaw, but I think Slytherin might be more apt. Huh. That might be as bad as my mother. She and my father threw me in an ex-gay camp when I was seventeen and I haven't heard from her since then. At least my father has shown some interest in me, unwelcome though it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-13 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'd tell them they're pieces of shit who shouldn't be so interested in their kid's sex life. Fucking psychos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jackathan 2013-05-14 07:51 am UTC (link)
	My father's a born-again evangelical televangelist. He's interested in everyone's sex life, not just mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2013-05-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I am so sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent)