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Oi, I knew this Net had to be good for something... Like asking if anyone would be interested in some part time work. Preferably someone that isn't PSMing because then I will feel safe about giving you a sledgehammer. Sorry ladies but you don't have me fooled. You talk all the time about talking about feelings but then you turn into a hormonal monster and there are a few of you I wouldn't trust near my power tools during that sensitive time. It is out of love for you and self preservation.

If you didn't know, I am a contractor and I happen to have a new project AKA why I need a few sets of capable hands. I pay exceptionally well but I work you hard so be prepared to work. Apparently now I find the house as well as renovate it to suit you so if anyone is looking... Hey hey, don't get on me either about self advertising. Work is hard to find with this economy and I need the work. But I am done now taking up your precious time with non-sarcastic comments despite the overwhelming temptation to poke fun at the RNC fiasco.

Why does everyone want something for nothing? If you want something worth having you have to pay for it. Here I thought I was being cooperative being willing to take a pay cut in my contract in order to stay here and they counter with an offer almost $50,000 below what the average salary for an American professional ballet dancer is. Average is still cheaper too than continuing to pay me as a visiting artist from the Paris Opera Ballet. It all is just insulting and they said I had no reason to scream at them in French and throw the contract in their face.

I think it is safe to say I might not have a job come Monday.

At the agreement of Ollie Queen, Labor Day's Paintball War has been postponed until Tasha's return. It doesn't feel right, and I wouldn't give anyone a good game if she's not there to at least watch my army defeating Queen's.

In place of the Paintball War, you are instead invited to a Chili Cookout at Group Area IV at Irvine Regional Park. Bring your selves, some good shoes for walking the trails and Orange County Zoo (admission provided. Just say Queen sent you), something to get wet if you plan to rent a paddleboat, fishing gear and permits if you plan to fish, leashes for dogs, or bikes/horses if you want to ride the trails.

This is totally legit, and totally last minute, but we'll be serving up Chili, Hotdogs, various salads, chips, coke products, and a cake. If you want to bring something else, we'd really welcome it. Park rules prohibit alcohol so that's not happening, but this should be a decent time anyway.

We'll be serving from Noon to Sundown so drop by when you can, if you can.

See You There?

-Barton

OOC NOTE: Christ on a stick, I thought this was put in the ValarComms and now it's got comments and everything, so I don't want to delete it. Sorry folks, nothing to see here, move along...

>> Do you know how hard it is to find a dress when you're this pale?
>> You lucky bastard, you just get to wear the wedding tux all over again.
>> Life is hard, first world problems, etc etc