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Haymitch Abernathy ([info]quellsurvivor) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2012-09-01 08:56:00
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Oi, I knew this Net had to be good for something... Like asking if anyone would be interested in some part time work. Preferably someone that isn't PSMing because then I will feel safe about giving you a sledgehammer. Sorry ladies but you don't have me fooled. You talk all the time about talking about feelings but then you turn into a hormonal monster and there are a few of you I wouldn't trust near my power tools during that sensitive time. It is out of love for you and self preservation.

If you didn't know, I am a contractor and I happen to have a new project AKA why I need a few sets of capable hands. I pay exceptionally well but I work you hard so be prepared to work. Apparently now I find the house as well as renovate it to suit you so if anyone is looking... Hey hey, don't get on me either about self advertising. Work is hard to find with this economy and I need the work. But I am done now taking up your precious time with non-sarcastic comments despite the overwhelming temptation to poke fun at the RNC fiasco.


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