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Who has the most amazing daughters in the history of ever? That's right, it's me. I mean, just look at them! Aren't they the most adorable things you've ever seen?

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And that's just from today! I just can't get enough of them! ZWEI! TO THE DAD CAVE! I MUST MAKE MORE HOME VIDEOS!

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Only the true king could remove the sword from the stone. No one else could. They didn’t have ... arthurization

I'm sure the neighbors yelling or cheering wasn't because the investigators on this documentary I'm watching found the location of Tesla's Colorado Springs lab, or at least where they think it was, but I think it's super exciting so the timing was really neat.

In light of current apocalypses, something to think about.

The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

However, it was the broom that swept the nation.

Okay so say someone ends up getting cut by a scorpion faunus and poisoned and it makes them really sick and then you get the scorpion stinger. Is it possible to make an antidote with the poison from the stinger? And if so, how do I do it? I have to make this right, I have to save him

I hardly see why it would be necessary to sign up for yet another social media website, but my father just had to insist. He usually gets what he wants, who am I to complain? I suppose some of this content is interesting, if a little hard to believe.

Dreams that turn into reality? Creatures attacking? Random precipitation that lasts a month?! Attacking Christmas creatures! Orange County, you need some serious help. I think it's possible they've dumped just a few too many hallucinogenic drugs into the water.

And don't even get me started on yesterday. Yesterday was awful.

I was having the most perfect shopping day when this silver eyed buffoon just ran right into me! She made certain to protect my face from making contact with the pavement, so I suppose I should be thanking her? Well I won't. My coffee splashed all over and that skirt was dry clean only!

I adopted a dog, and I'm going to train it to be a service dog for myself. So far, things are going well in the training department. But we've got a long road ahead of us. Especially when he sits there and does things like this.

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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

Know what's worse than being the sudden focus of an obviously bullshit tabloid story? Having said tabloid story brought to your attention by your own students.

Fortunately said students have enough brains in their skulls to know a bullshit story when they read one. Not that that stopped them from spending nearly the entirety of the class laughing and coming up with some (admittedly clever) barbs in my direction.

I'm just hoping the department head has as many brains, not to mention the university board...

...though, all that being said, I choose to take the compliment about my ass for what it is.

Is justifiable homicide a thing?


Ruby

DO I HAVE TO KILL YOUR BOSS OR THAT RITA BITCH

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I've been building things in the snow all day yesterday and today, it's so great

Forts. Walls/barricades for snow fights. And a SNOW ZWEI!

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Is anyone else experiencing any kind of weird changes…like…to themselves? As in personality habits FUCK! not being able to tell a goddamn lie?

So this is the place where people dream of strange places and fight things that come from them? Do you guys get paid to do that? I'd think that would really be quite the dream job. Do you have any openings, or is it one of those 'you snooze you lose' deals? I can see how dreams can affect you, though. Once I dreamt I was reincarnated as a car muffler and boy did I wake up exhausted in the morning!

Anyone else stoked about the meteor shower tonight? I hear this year it's going to be pretty stellar.

Oh my gosh guys, have you seen all of this snow!?! I was already thinking: "Hey Jaune, wouldn't staying at the dorm this Christmas be SUPER cool and adult? You can do this! Your parents won't even miss you!" but now I'm thinking - woah there, those roads look REALLY unsafe. I bet they're too unsafe to drive down to San Diego, right?

I'm just going to imagine I'm seeing all of you nodding at me. "Yes, Jaune, they are." Hi, by the way. I'm Jaune. But you... probably already know that. Anyway - about that snow, do you think it's really going to stick? Cardin bet me 50 bucks it would, and I would really... really... like to keep my cash. What do you think?

So I know that some animals tend to freak out because of snow. But not Zwei! Zwei seems perfectly happy playing in the snow when I take him out for walks. Or he's just really lazy and will lay down anywhere. I think it's just him being really happy though.

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Losing my arm this time hurt way less than the last time. at least Asami found it and i'm just going ot pretend that didn't happen and everything is fine

Ruby won't wake up. She did something, with her eyes.

Weiss

How's your ankle?

Blake

You Okay?


Oz/Qrow/Nora

You guys have as much fun as we did yesterday?

Penny...

I just woke up and my eyes are silver?! What?? Why did my eyes turn silver?!

I feel like the last three days were an information dump of ridiculous proportions. Who needs that much information put in their heads over three days? No one is the answer.

Ugh. I'm sure it's not the last information dump I have to look forward to either.

Um, is it normal for people to just come up to you while you're trying to study for a midterm and be all "Ohmigod I love you, we should go out" just because of how you were describing something while going over a study guide? Because that's just weird and awkward and I don't even know this person and I don't think I'm ever going to study where people can come up to me at random again.

I have to admit I do love how all out and involved people get over here when it comes to Halloween. It's a favourite of mine.

That said, does anybody know of any big Halloween parties going on this year? I'm not usually one for such things but I don't think I can resist this time.

I'm pretty well over all of this whatever it is that we've been dealing with. So I hope it's over.

TEAM RWBY

Dad knows. I think it was sometime around the weird communication stuff. I wasn't going to say anything, but I thought maybe I should, but

Nevermind

(Sent earlier this morning)

While any coffee shop owner can appreciate the business drummed up by inclement weather, I'm afraid that for now I must warn people to stay away from Emerald City Cafe. We are currently sitting in the eye of what looks to be a tornado. Communication seems to be unaffected, but please, for your safety, do not attempt to enter or exit the cafe grounds.

Thank you.

ZWEI SHOWED UP! In his mail tube! And...now I have to figure out how to tell my dad why we have a dog now.... BUT ZWEI!

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More of those crazy, amazing Dreams! I'm a student in this school for Hunters and living in a dorm with my best friend and two others on my team. We're Team JNPR! I'm the N! Get it? :)

And we went on a field trip to this place called the Forever Fall Forest to collect red sap from the trees. Boy, is that stuff delicious! Think of the most amazing Maple Syrup you've ever had on the best pancakes in the world... and then multiply it by about a billion! Why is it everything tastes better in the Dreams?

Some days I hate my job. Some days I hate being half a world away from my brother when shit like this happens. And some days I just want to go kill all the assholes scream until my voice goes raw. Today is one that is all of the above.

London needs an Assassin watching over it

Best food fight EVER! I mean I guess that's to be expected when you're at a school that trains you to be Hunters and Huntresses and to fight Grimm but still! No food fight will ever top that one! It was so fun!

And then planning to investigate Torchwick and the White Fang buuuuuut no need to talk about that where uncles and headmasters can see

Ah, school dances. I remember attending a few of them as a boy. Granted, a few of those required stealing away to the school in town. Completely worth it, of course. I was pleased that my Dream self ensured that Beacon would also continue that wonderful tradition.

Although, I can't say any of my own schoolboy dances ever ended quite the same way this one did.

It's here!!!

I got Myrtenaster. Which is my Multi Action Dust Rapier. This is officially the only positive thing I can say about this whole experience.

Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It went...OK.

Oh my god, I wish to strangle my brother. He does not think before he acts! He just goes in without thinking of the consequences of his actions. He assassinated the owner of the Bank of England, who was a Templar, and subsequently broke the bloody bank. England's economy could have collapsed had I not recovered the stolen plates that were being used to create counterfeit money. As usual, I must fix the messes he makes around the city.

To clarify, this was in my dreams, he hasn't actually done that in this life. As far as I know. Perhaps I should make some calls and ensure that he hasn't sent England's economy into a tailspin or done anything else stupid that I have to fix.

Okay, fine. I'm having the dreams. No, I don't need to divulge the details or talk about my feelings. Please do not send me messages about how hard things are. I know that, thank you. And don't offer to try to help me with this either, because I don't need help and strangers being overly friendly is creepy. I've seen you all

Anyway. Are there any performances happening in the area that aren't already heavily advertised?

Dream me apparently has a problem with authority. Though, if you're going to show up in someone else's kingdom with your friggin' army just to flex your nuts to the world, you should really expect someone to pick a fight with you.

Which I did. Gladly.

As a reward I apparently got my weapon, because yeah, sure, items just showing up in my living room is totally normal. Kinda really like it, though.

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Ohmygosh. I had these crazy dreams last night. I was at this school for superheroes, and I had this amazing hammer! And then I woke up this morning, and it was on my bedside table!!

These Dreams certainly have interesting parallels with reality. I'm still rather new to this Dream-memory concept, but I will admit it took a few moments to remember just which world I was in this morning. They reminded me of my days as a young man back at boarding school in England. The professors were strict, the classwork enigmatic, and the physical training exhausting.

Then again, they never sent new students flying off of a cliff. Perhaps it is for the best that I am merely a teacher in this world, rather than a founding Headmaster. The liability forms alone would level what is left of our forests.

I overheard some people talking about this Valar thing, which I thought was some new restaurant or a club or something. But what do I find? This weird community with absolutely ridiculous discussion topics. Who cares what weird things people are dreaming about?

That's honestly the thing people choose to share with one another here?

You know...

A pyrotechnician should know how fireworks!

Good Morning. I’ll make this brief.

My name is Oz and I am the proprietor of Emerald City Cafe. No, I am not a wizard, nor do I claim to have any magical powers. And while I do appreciate the occasional magic trick, I assure you that the only thing hiding behind the curtain is a masterfully brewed cup of coffee.

As you are likely aware, many of our students have departed home for the summer. In an effort to cater to our more local clientele, including the resident night owls among us, our doors will continue to remain open twenty-four hours. If you have yet to visit Emerald City, I invite you to come browse the various varieties we have available and to confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with your fellow mates.

Whether you choose to join us or not, I wish you all a pleasant day and a fruitful summer season.

This Valarnet thing is weird. Do you guys always talk about Dream with a capital D?

Hi, guys! I'm Nora! I figure I'll open with a bit of trivia. Did you know that the first iHop restaurant opened in Los Angeles in 1958?? They sold eggs, bacon, and a short stack of pancakes for less than $2.00. What a world, right?

Anyway, pleasure to be here! You can read about my trials and tribulations at thehammeress.wordpress.com. Hope to talk to you all soon!

I need to stay away from the computer when I've been drinking.

Not quite sure how, but I guess I signed myself up for this forum. Funny thing, I've been teaching at the university for a while now, and I never knew this existed. It's searchable apparently? so this isn't some kind of "dark web" thing, at least.

Well, since I bothered making an account, may as well use it, right? Name's Qrow (yes, like the bird).

All this singing going around isn't really my forte. It only leads to treble.

Um, so my sister says I need to "break out of my shell" and "branch out" more so um. Hi. I'm Ruby. I don't know what she means, I'm perfectly fine

I'm finally done being super young in my dreams! But then, I guess 15 might still be pretty young to people. It was a little unusual because I went from 5 to 15 in a matter of moments, but it's still pretty great! Also I was in the woods and saw a deer! It was RIGHT THERE which was kind of amazing.

Also the crow is still there and I'm pretty sure that means that we're friends now!

So today a clown held the door for me.

It was a nice Jester.

Hello. My name is Diana. Someone mentioned this place to me and I thought I'd check it out. I'm not really sure what to say, so I guess I'll go for a bad joke.

What's a band geek's favorite month?

Sorry for any possible offense.

So this is apparently where people introduce themselves, but I'm not really good with social media. I prefer books to people this sort of thing. But hello, my name is Blake.

These dreams are becoming intriguing. My brother and I have made some alliances in London, and we have freed Whitechapel from Templar control. I think Jacob's happy because he finally has the gang he's always wanted. I suppose I see the merit in having a gang, but strictly in the having numbers and allies on our side as we attempt to undo the Templar control, which is in every level of society in London. Working from the bottom up is not an easy task.

Though I have found some music boxes across the city that contain some medallions that open a vault hidden beneath the city. A vault that Michele Regue made. I believe he hid the Aegis there, and I am determined to recover it. Though Jacob thinks I'm wasting my time chasing some mad man's music boxes across the city. But he never did appreciate these sorts of things.

One of our new friends is none other than Alexander Graham Bell. The man is quite the genius, and I rather enjoyed working with him. He even upgraded my gauntlet to allow me better access to leap across rooftops in London. And I leapt from the very top of Big Ben after I helped Alexander fix a device of his. I have to say, that Leap of Faith was the single most exhilarating experience of my life.

Though why must my Assassin outfits all come with corsets? How are they conducive to fighting? I never understood this, even if it was the fashion. At least I had the sense to wear pants.

HI! ♥ ♥ I'm usagi tsukino!! ♥ ♥ I was told about this place from a super cool person named MISS LINA she was so cool and saved me! ♥ UM i don't know what else to say! how are you all????? ♥_♥ !