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Hallmark has just announced its Christmas movie lineup!

I know they're cheesy, but I love them so much.

Having a LAN party for my brother's birthday. It's been ages since I've played WoW in a group like this. We've got 5, which is perfect for a raiding party! The guys are a little drunk, so it's funny to hear them babbling and laughing... Everyone's had their turn at the Leeeeeroy Jenkins! impersonation. I think mine's the best, but I might be biased.

The "Bitter Ball" is a pretty ridiculous name for a dance near Valentine's day.

My Dreams just keep getting weirder and weirder.

And the misadventures of Dream Hercules and Iolaus continue, we find ourselves in Thrace with Autolycus the mostly harmless King of Thieves. He's stolen the royal treasure and was up against several of the Kings men when I decided it would be a brilliant time to help. Only I didn't realize he was a jewel thief a the time. Long story short I ended up in jail to be put to death for another man's crime. Thrace believes in tradition though, the King's daughter who was assigned to be my lawyer put me through three ancient trials to prove my innocence somehow (I'm still not sure how any of those things do that..) But whatever...I guess it'll give Hercules time to find Autolycus...hopefully.

Well, this morning I dozed off and saw fire. Just fire. I hope my salon doesn't burn down. If this is another weird prophecy thing... Ugh. Can't I just see tomorrow's lotto numbers, instead?

that was intense. also dumbles was totally rude about me. :( i am totally charming. don't fake 'how charming' me!

super troubling how that ended for the non-cult people. #spoileralert #dontaskifyoudontwanttobetold #woah

So I had another dream. Jenna and I came into the school. Apparently I'm her seeing eye dog and everyone's giving me weird looks. But I guess that will happen when some crazy person makes you take the blame for something she and her friends did.

But you're welcome, Em. Your ex was a complete asshole and I probably should have punched him a lot more than I did in the dreams. Also sorry that Jenna is apparently a super creeper.

You would think, you would think, maybe these dreams would be kind enough to cut someone some slack during midterm hell. As if it's not bad enough that we're all drowning in essays and late night study sessions that literally do nothing to help when you're sitting in a lecture hall of three hundred people, and you're thinking, oh god, I highlighted the wrong notes, my university career is over.

No.

Then the dreams have to slide on in, like they know they're here to ruin everything but they're pretending to be so innocent.

Oh, wait, and what's that, in mere hours it's going to some fancy supermoon because as if things weren't quite bad enough, let's just throw that in there.

If anyone needs me, I'll be becoming a hermit for the foreseeable future.