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I have decided to open up another store, in New York City. I will be gone for the next few days to look at locations.

maybe I will look at apartments there, too

Expansion is new territory for me but it can't hurt to try.

So after dreaming the same damn dream for three weeks, last night and the night before I finally dreamed something different. First my brother and I get involved in a mystery having to do with smugglers. Then we get involved in a case having to do with counterfeiting. Then last night I dreamed that we were investigating not only a bank robbery and the theft of two boats but the kidnapping of two of our friends. And then this morning I dreamed we went to Montana, of all places to investigate a claim about missing gold.

In two freaking nights my brother and I solved four different crimes. I have never been involved in solving so many cases in such a short amount of time, not even when I was a P.I.

I'm fucking exhausted.

Also, I should point out that all this takes place in the 1930's, which would be interesting if not for that fact that I caught myself telling a customer that his brand new car was swell. Swell. Jesus Christ, who talks like that?!

What the fuck was that all about?! Crazy ass dreams.

I woke up this morning to find an overabundance of headbands strewn all over my bed. It's all the various headbands I've worn in the dreams so far plus many more. I don't know what it is about my dream self and headbands, but some of these are just ugly. I don't know why anyone would wear them, especially me, considering how fashion conscience I am in the dreams.

Now what am I supposed to do with all of these?

1. I woke up to my mother's music box!

2. Dream me, Flounder and Sebastian are on our way back home to give the box to daddy :)

So.. Shopping wit me is a pain. Sorry Stiles!!!

It is with a bit of exhausted fanfare that I proudly announce the arrival of our half-English, half-Yank spawn - Lina gave birth to our daughter today (without the need of drugs, mind you, whereas I certainly almost fainted a few times). Amelia Romany Wisdom is her name, and she's just a little over five pounds and a couple weeks early but apparently she was eager to make her grand debut and join all the oddness around here.

They're both doing well, though Amelia will probably have to stay a few days before we can bring her home. Our families are all quite happy too, but that could be due to the vodka my future father-in-law brought with him. Visitors are certainly welcome if you're so inclined.

This place always so welcoming? Few shades stranger than what I remember it being like. Sure ain't Cozumel at least. Could've gotten shot out down there, but not by blasters.

Name's Han Solo. Trust me, you haven't heard of me, but you will. Looking for some new business opportunities around here. Ain't interested in this dream talk, but I am game for talking shop if you've got something good for the semi-new guy. I'm all eyes and ears!

So I got on the computer at the library and I got an e-mail about this place? I didn't know the e-mail address, which is why I was going to ignore it, but I guess curiosity got the better of me. It's a good thing I'm not a cat, I guess.

Um. Hi. I'm Luke Caste and I'm sort of new to the area.

I am here courting work. I'm asking out of desperation because I am at my wits' end with my current employment

WANTED: Any sort of photography work! Any sort! Really!

LIMITATIONS: No, I will not be photographing myself naked to send to you, nor will I photograph you killing someone. But that's really it - I'm willing to travel anywhere for any reason.

WHEN: Now. Really, right now.

Think of this as a public service, because if I shoot myself, one of you will likely have to clean it up.

Why can't people drive right when a drop of rain falls. You would think they have never seen water falling from the sky.

It might be a long shot, but does anyone on this Network know where a guy might get his hands on some wolfsbane?