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I feel as if I say it every year, but this year has flown by rather quickly. It's hard to believe in just a few days it'll be November already.

I'm Claire Dearing, by the way, I'd meant to post something much sooner since I joined the network a little while ago but never got around to it. So, hello everyone.

I thought you all should know I'm resigning from the Force.

Thought this might get easier each time it happened, but it hasn't. Not yet. I'm getting sick and tired of being sick and tired.

I finished my work early! I am officially going out to do something like a normal person my age!

I'll have to apologize to Zora when I come home tipsy, but whatever, she'll get over it with tunafishes.

I sometimes wonder if my dreams are changing me... my breathing has become labored recently. I went to the doctor, and everything seems to check out fine. At least for now, maybe it's all in my head?

I try meditating to overcome these things, but they're difficult. I also think I've become too enraptured in my own thoughts--are there any Halloween parties I should be made aware of that I could, potentially get involved with?

CLARA! My darling Clara, I do believe I have discovered, on the google machine, that the man we were speaking of the other day. The one who implanted his face in your chest and shook his head about, was actually committing a brazen form of foreplay or mating ritual called: "Motorboating". It's a bit absurd, as I do not believe any motors, boats, or water for that matter ever came into play.

I intend to do further research upon motorboating. So far, in my explorations in the physical realm, I have come to find most find it odd, offensive, and a few found it amusing. Nothing much more than that though.

Still, I think perhaps I'll go onto doing research here abroad, open to all humans and humanoids alike. I have come to find really only females seem to play victim here, but it's open to all so as not to leave any stone unturned.

Motorboating: Does it work as a mating ritual? Yea or Nay.

World Series is going well. People lost their shit at the power outage last night though. I don't think I could call a winner right now though. If I had to take a gamble and just make a guess, I'm going to say the Mets.

For those who are looking for something to do for Halloween, Purgatory is hosting a Halloween party. Come for the food and drink, or the nightlife. We have two bands featured and a loaded bar with a Zombie Apocalypse theme. 21 and over for this go.

A good time will be had by all.