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Oh, good, I died in my dreams again. Maybe I'm trying to go through every method possible to see if one sticks.

So I heard something on the radio the other day, a new study of sorts (it lasted two bloody years!), with the results indicating that over 60% of the women surveyed watch porn and of that percentage, 66% are watching it alone - as in, for their own enjoyment, and don't really care to use it to figure out what their partner likes or wants in bed. Mostly just using it as a 'quick road to orgasm' so I say, good on you, ladies.

Most also tend to view it on their Smartphones which I wasn't so sure about but I guess it leaves one hand free, so there you go.

I'm Isabela. I thought talking about porn was a good way to make a splash. Isn't it always?

Well as quickly as that awesome mood swept in, it swept back out. It was lovely, though, while it lasted. Time to find how to recapture it. Had a lot of fun, though. I honestly think it just has to do with who's the loudest in my head at the moment.

I think I'll curl up with a mug of tea and try to get them back into order. I hate having my head hurt.

Soooooooo~

Should I be worried that at the tender age of nine I am a career criminal? It's for the good of a nation. But I'm shockingly good at outsmarting grown men. Hmm. Should worry about the army's training program.

In other news; my bestie Tifa is having a Halloween party are her place and I'm in charge of party games! What're the best Hallloween party games? Ideas people pleeeeeease!

I very nearly feel as if I should be offended.

So okay, hypothetically speaking, when all the signs point to your girlfriend being dragged into a giant monolith, what do you do?

I've had a rough day. Practice was alright, but work did me in. Some guy ordered ku ding and then complained that it was bitter. I explained that it's supposed to be sort of bitter and he demanded to see my manager, telling her that I have a problem with talking back to customers. I think he was just looking for a fight because I was very nice about it. He still got a free pot of tea, though. Sigh.

I survived New Age Weekend at Open Artist Market. It had its good points. I met a potential new business partner who I hope I impressed at least a little.

This weekend? I'm spinning for the Howloween Freakers' Ball. The party will be open to the public. As long as you're in costume? You're in. Party starts at 10 PM at [address]. Tell them Alak sent you and they'll half your cover charge.