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I might have woken up a bit ago and smashed every single ticking clock in my house.

Can't say I regret it.

I think I've seen a few posts about vampires, here. Or by vampires.

Would any be willing to tell me about themselves? Either here or in person.

There are two brothers in my dreams named Dick and Beaver. With names like that it's no wonder one of them turned out fucked up.

But hey, I figured out who blew up the bus.

Ever want something, and then when that thing actually turns out to be a possibility, you don't actually want it?

In the further adventures of teenagers stuck on irradiated earth, we established contact with the space colony. And I tortured a man to get the antidote to a poison. It took the girl he was obsessed with poisoning herself to get him to give it up, so I feel dirty for nothing.

And then there were the hallucinogenic nuts. I woke up having an unpleasant drug trip.

Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.