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ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ ([info]calibrations) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2015-05-13 21:03:00

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Entry tags:cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, damon salvatore, garrus vakarian, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom, ruby lucas (little red riding hood), tifa lockhart, veronica mars

Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.


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cuddlefishes
[info]baelfiery
2015-05-14 02:16 am UTC (link)
Pics of you swelled up like an itchy chipmunk or it didn't happen.

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cuddlefishes
[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 02:18 am UTC (link)
Blow me.

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cuddlefishes
[info]baelfiery
2015-05-14 02:19 am UTC (link)
Tempting, but no thanks.

Seriously, are you okay??

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cuddlefishes
[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
Alive.

Swollen.

Awkward.

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cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 02:23 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 02:28 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 02:30 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 02:34 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 02:35 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 02:41 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 02:44 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 02:47 am UTC
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cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 02:57 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 03:01 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 03:04 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 03:06 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]baelfiery, 2015-05-14 03:08 am UTC
cuddlefishes - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 03:10 am UTC
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[info]wisdoms
2015-05-14 02:17 am UTC (link)
I knew we should have put 'mango' in the list of possibilities after dead whales, dolphin decapitation, freak sandstorms, Biblical hurricane.

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[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 02:18 am UTC (link)
Thanks for letting me go into this completely unprepared, Wisdom. Now I have someone to blame.

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[info]wisdoms
2015-05-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
I feel like I ought to take the blame, just because my charcoal heart goes out to you, mate. Ouch.

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private - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 03:07 am UTC
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[info]break_the_cycle
2015-05-14 02:18 am UTC (link)
You get one more shot before I propose to her FOR you.

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Private
[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 02:19 am UTC (link)
I'm trying.

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Private
[info]break_the_cycle
2015-05-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
Circumstances are failing you.

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Private - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 02:21 am UTC
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[info]silvershoes
2015-05-14 02:22 am UTC (link)
Honey, you're supposed to be resting.

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[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 02:30 am UTC (link)
I'm laying down. My fingers are just moving to type things. Aggressively.

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[info]silvershoes
2015-05-14 02:33 am UTC (link)
It really wasn't that bad. I was never a huge fan of mango anyway.

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(no subject) - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-14 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silvershoes, 2015-05-14 02:41 am UTC
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[info]ronmars
2015-05-14 02:38 am UTC (link)
Maybe you and Cindy should just stop going out on dates? Stay home.

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[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 02:44 am UTC (link)
Those were actually two failed proposal attempts. As in, marriage proposal.

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[info]ronmars
2015-05-14 02:49 am UTC (link)
OH! Well that's exciting news. I actually almost just squealed. Please don't make me do that.

But you really do have some bad luck.

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[info]thewolfwithinme
2015-05-14 02:59 am UTC (link)
Why not be both? Because that's an impressive streak of bad luck.

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[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 03:08 am UTC (link)
Both is probably the safest bet.

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[info]thewolfwithinme
2015-05-14 03:09 am UTC (link)
Queen of optimism and queen of both <3 But really, that just. Yeah.

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[info]premiumheart
2015-05-14 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That is rough luck. Hope you're recovered from the reaction by now.

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[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Rough luck, indeed. Recovering now, though. Avoiding mangos like the plague. Or fruits in general, but who knows at this rate.

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[info]premiumheart
2015-05-15 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Sorry that you can't seem to shake that. Maybe you can carry around that, what is it called... An epipen?

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(no subject) - [info]calibrations, 2015-05-16 04:28 pm UTC
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[info]flipstheswitch
2015-05-14 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Maybe this is the part where you quit dating.

I think that's a good idea.

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[info]calibrations
2015-05-14 04:00 pm UTC (link)
The relationship's already there. This was my attempt at trying to do relationship-like things, like most couples do. My luck has very stubborn plans when it comes to sabotaging chances at normal things.

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[info]flipstheswitch
2015-05-14 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Those things can work sometimes. I just tend to fuck up normal for the abnormal things. I wouldn't call that luck.

Who's the lucky, or unlucky other half?

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