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Nick Fury shares. He's nice like that. ([info]nicelikethat) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2014-07-24 21:49:00

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Entry tags:arya stark, dawn summers, lina inverse, newt geiszler, nick fury, xelloss

I ALMOST thought that I was going to have to find something else to do with my evening besides work, but then the backup generators kicked on. You never seen anyone cry as much as a building full of people who suddenly realise they ain't getting to go home early after all.

Of course, it's only powering the essentials, so I guess we're all gonna see what I look like without this coat on.



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[info]dawniskey
2014-07-25 06:08 am UTC (link)
Why do you wear a coat in the summer?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 06:20 am UTC (link)
Because it's an all-seasons, badassed trenchcoat.

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[info]lesser_beast
2014-07-25 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Where can I get one of those?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 09:00 pm UTC (link)
I get mine custom made by a leatherworker I know.

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[info]lesser_beast
2014-07-26 12:59 am UTC (link)
Noted.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-26 02:03 am UTC (link)
You want the phone number or what?

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[info]lesser_beast
2014-07-28 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I would like that number.
He do your eyepatch too?
Is that all seasons too?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-29 12:32 am UTC (link)
My eyepatch is an all-seasons all-occasions eyepatch, yes sir.

phone number

Tell 'im Nick Fury sent ya. Maybe he'll give your sassy ass a discount.

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[info]lesser_beast
2014-08-04 01:09 am UTC (link)
Great. I've always wanted a leather guy for those gay S&M attire needs. Thank you.

How is he with ass-less chaps?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-08-04 01:16 am UTC (link)
Son, you don't even know. He is the best damn leatherworker for assless chaps you're ever gonna meet.

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[info]lesser_beast
2014-08-04 01:25 am UTC (link)
I was initially joking but now I'm not sure that I am...

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-08-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
You want some floggers? Maybe some of those leather halters that restrain arms in the back? I ain't up on all the lingo, but he can hook you up.

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[info]lesser_beast
2014-08-04 01:56 am UTC (link)
Sure you're not.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-08-04 06:01 am UTC (link)
Believe whatever you like, son.

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[info]dragonspooker
2014-07-25 02:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm just gonna sit here and soak in the AC.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Are you taunting me, lady?

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[info]dragonspooker
2014-07-25 09:23 pm UTC (link)
That's up for interpretation, but I'm leaning towards yes, sir.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 09:59 pm UTC (link)
You sassy women think you can all just make fun and get away with it. One of these days I'm gonna get cranky and start shaking my cane at all y'all.

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[info]dragonspooker
2014-07-25 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Be thankful it's just a power outage and not the end of times?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-26 01:28 am UTC (link)
You never know in this county, a simple power outage might very well BE the end of times.

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[info]dragonspooker
2014-07-26 01:34 am UTC (link)
Well don't jynx us now, buddy.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-26 02:00 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't dream of it.

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[info]fortune_favored
2014-07-25 03:30 pm UTC (link)
A/C is an essential, dude. I'd raise hell if I were you.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I already raised hell, but apparently not even the damn director has enough pull to get hte A/C turned back on.

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[info]fortune_favored
2014-07-25 09:24 pm UTC (link)
...Start firing people until someone gets on it? Not my job on the line.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 10:21 pm UTC (link)
That ain't the WORST idea I ever heard...

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[info]fortune_favored
2014-07-25 10:26 pm UTC (link)
See? And you don't even have to credit me for my genius. You're welcome.

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-25 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Thank You.

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[info]fortune_favored
2014-07-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Any time, dude. Any time.

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[info]nothorsefaced
2014-07-26 01:23 am UTC (link)
Have you ever heard the saying, do you want some cheese with that whine?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-26 02:03 am UTC (link)
Little girl, my generation came before that saying was even invented.

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[info]nothorsefaced
2014-07-26 02:12 am UTC (link)
So that makes you, what, over a hundred?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-26 02:14 am UTC (link)
Right about there.

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[info]nothorsefaced
2014-07-26 02:18 am UTC (link)
So you remember the first time that phrase was used then?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Not really, nope. My brain don't really like thinkin' back that far if it don't have to. It starts getting all creaky and making old man noises at me.

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[info]nothorsefaced
2014-07-27 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Does smoke start to come out of your ears too?

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[info]nicelikethat
2014-07-28 05:53 am UTC (link)
Sometimes, yep.

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