People of Valarnet please lend me a moment of your time to tell you about my wonderful girlfriend Audrey. A lot of you may know her as she owns and runs Baxter Bakery - if you've never been you have to go because she is the BEST cook in the entire world. But she's been having doubts about us recently and I wanted to let her know she need not be worried. So I am declaring in front of the whole of the internet that....
My girlfriend is the most beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, adorable, talented and amazing person I know. I am honored she has chosen me and I will spend everyday making her feel wanted and treating her as she deserves to be treated in an attempt to earn the right to be called her boyfriend.