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Does anyone else want to text me today? My phone is blowing off the hook. (If it had a hook.)

Is anyone actually looking at getting the Iphone X? I can't be the only one who thinks it's ridiculous to spend over a thousand dollars on a phone. Regardless of whether or not you can afford it, it's pretty asinine to spend that much money. I think it's safe to say that most people are gonna just end up dropping it and shattering the screen.

I feel like I've been sleeping for weeks.

With that being said, who missed me? :)

So last weekend was pretty intense! It's been a while since we've had anything like that so it made me wonder if there are any others out there who might benefit from a sparring partner?

Okay seriously, we need the Ghostbusters at this point. This is INSANE.

I am getting closer to the Angel of Death. I have tracked him to the Pandemonium Fortress. The trick, however, is fighting my way through the battlefields to reach the fortress. Time is not on my side, if I do not make it in time he will destroy all of humanity and demons.

Spent most of the day with Cel at her pool, which is seriously one of the best ways to relax. I got more color than I'd expected, but I don't mind.

Cel though, thinks she got too much sun, but I don't think it looks that bad. She doesn't like this pic,
but I think she looks cute.

( Cel at the pool )

I really have to question my dream self and why I trust Roman. He's a complete fuckwit. Also this girl's sister is fucking crazy. Her sister got killed and she shows up, talking about how she told her sister she ended up in a dumpster. Definitely not upset about her sister's death.

I don't know. I live in a world where a lot of people think that just because I'm hairy, I must be a werewolf. Because obviously that's a requirement. But I'd like to point out that I'm not even that hairy, so it's kind of confusing. I guess since that girl Christina keeps telling everyone I'm a werewolf, though, it's going to keep being a theme. Nevermind that I actually am a werewolf

Everything's questionable right now. Also I'm probably going to punch Roman in the face

Not really sure what to do with the newest gift from my dreams. I've apparently taken up the mantle of Nightwing and as a result, I received not only a Nightwing costume, but also some Escrima Sticks. I can use the sticks when I go out patrolling, but I don't think I'd be comfortable taking up Dick's mantle, because he's not here and the reason behind it in the dreams is still a little upsetting.

So...is it weird that I bought a copy of Vanity Fair just to read about our new movie coming out later this year?

Hello, I found my way onto this Valarnet after being told about it, so I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Diana Prince, and I am new to not only this area, but to this country. I am looking to meet new people and learn more about this place!

My favorite part of the new place? this.

I’ve been curious about the dreams everyone has, to see what mine would look like when I got them. But now I’m dreading them, whenever they happen. Why didn’t he tell me I was in his dreams? Has anyone found out about what sort of dream world they were going to have, before they started dreaming? How did you deal with it?

After this weekend, I feel like we all need some kind of party

So I'm going to throw a big bash this Friday. Food, drinks, dancing. You're all invited.

It's kind of weird. Finally being twenty-one. Like everyone makes such a big deal about it, but it doesn't feel any different. I mean, I don't really drink, so I don't go out clubbing or anything like that. It also means I've been here a lot longer than it feels like I have. I came out here when I was sixteen and now I'm twenty-one. So much has happened since I first came here and even though I still haven't actually found my father, I'm glad I moved out here.

I was out tonight, getting dinner on my way home from class and there was a group of teenagers there and I don't know what exactly they were talking about, but all of a sudden I overhear one of the guys say, If Satan himself grabbed me by the balls, I'd say awesome.


Um, I'm not really sure that would be an awesome thing to have happen.

How did I not know about this whole Flat Earth Society thing? I overheard a guy in my business class talking about it today. Do people honestly believe this stuff? That the Earth is flat and the water doesn't fall off because of a wall of ice around the edges? Seriously? And all pictures we've seen of the Earth are fake as is anything we know from NASA. How can anyone actually believe this stuff?

I'm not saying I want to disobey the sign and do this.

But I can say it makes me really, really curious to know exactly why this sign was necessary. I feel there's a story here.

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My boss at the gym let me know, laughing all the while, that a woman asked him if there was another spinning instructor she could try because she didn't like my politics. I cracked one Donald Trump joke and the woman decided I'm some liberal heathen. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am liberal, but I try to keep that out of my work. It was just that he was on one of the televisions and I couldn't resist making a remark.

And for the record, no, there is no other spinning instructor, so you're out of luck, lady.

Not gonna lie, I'm actually looking forward to seeing the Lego Batman Movie. It looks really funny. I wonder what my dad would think about it if he knew who he was in the dreams.

Pins out. Headed to hike the Cascades for a few days.

I am very possibly literally spamming your little forum here, but I have like, no friends to text this to (wow how depressing is THAT statement) and it was of upmost importance that I shared this with ANYONE.

(I'm specifically looking at you, Scott, Scott McCall, local vet tech.)

Note - if you can't drive, get out of my way. Instead, some asshole t-boned me while I was on the bike. Thankfully, I only need to have surgery on one leg and have a lot of scrapes and bruises. It could be much worse and I heal super fast.

But I'm still annoyed.

Good thing I had no holiday plans

I think this may be the best thing I've seen this Christmas season.

Liam Neeson as Santa is the best thing ever.

I just saw Rudolph looking very confused at a car with those antlers and red nose on it. It was kind of funny, but I had to tell him that it was just decorations. I actually had to tell a cartoon reindeer that it was only cars with decorations on it. What has my life become?

So there was a lady in the grocery store a couple of days ago with headphones in, singing Winter Wonderland. I was thinking to myself who was going to break it to her that she's in California. Now I'm just wondering if she's got some sort of weather machine.

As someone who's only seen snow once in his life... how do you drive in this?

Oh thank god. Looks like Starbucks has like twelve different cups this holiday season so now we don't have to listen to people bitch about a paper cup this year.

I'm tood runk to be hiungover

I feel like

I feel like...

Someone who dresses up like a bat

can't really

not really really, you know?

judge anyone dressed as a clown.

(how does a vat of dubious chemicals turn someone into a clown anyway?)

So, I heard that even the replacement Note 7s are exploded now. I'm sorry, but I find that extremely amusing. Guess they're just suspending production of them now, which is probably for the best at this point.

Game three of the Cubs and the Giants in the playoffs and it's tied and the game is almost over and oh god don't fuck this up

Nothing quite like going all day walking around with a wad of gum stuck to your pants. Sure would have been nice if someone at work had mentioned to me instead of waiting until the kids at the Ranch had a good laugh.

Why would anyone think it's okay to leave gum on top of a chair anyway. That's what garbage cans are for, people.

A couple of weeks ago we celebrated our one year anniversary.

I'm still completely mind blown.

Do people usually just up and vanish around here? Is it a problem connected with the Dreams? If not, I think one of my friends skipped town with no explanation and I'm really just... Baffled.

Heading out of town for the weekend. Got something I gotta do. Means I can't baby sit you folks so behave.

Finally. I thought I would never stop being a cat. I have to say that I'm pretty amazing at fighting. Even if I did sort of attack a giant wrecking ball because I thought it might be dangerous. So naturally we're being attacked by Set's creatures. Serpopards are really annoying. But then again, so is Set. Is anyone surprised? But I defeated them. Go me.

So of course we're running from people who are chasing us with a coffin and I might have stolen a car. Might.

Oddly, that care was outside of my place this morning. So that was probably the more surprising parts of my morning.

A Whopperito? Just because you can put two different foods together, doesn't mean you have to. That looks disgusting. You couldn't pay me to eat that.

Sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they try to mug someone. I suppose I look an easy target, poor thing.

I've begun thinking again about starting my own self defense classes. I see so many woman and guys mugged when I'm out patrolling and think that if they had real self defense lessons. I know that there are a few other people on Valar who teach or have skills from their dreams and I was wondering if anyone would be interested in getting together to do something.

( Also, my girlfriend is pretty hot )

I wonder what happens when seven tons of fireworks goes off in one of those green portals.

Lets find out

I pulled a muscle fighting training yesterday. I'm not exactly the kind of person to take things easy, either.

A day late. But yesterday was nice. It was my first real Father's day with my father.

I still don't understand so much about why things from my dreams are carrying over into my life. It was already complicated, I really didn't need all the things that come along with this new...part of it I guess.

Superhero's aren't real. I still don't believe in them and I don't care who wants to prove me wrong. I've dreamed about blind guys fighting masses of people, teams and groups of mutants or Gods from other planets taking on the weirdest things I could imagine. I was friends, am friends with a lizard. My mentor is the cockiest but also one of the smartest sons of bitches I've ever met...and has his own Tower to prove it. Doesn't mean any of it should mean something to me.

I've learned I can do things. Weird things. Amazing things. I still have bills to pay. I still have myself to worry about. I'm not cut out for whatever else these dreams think I should be doing.

....

Why am I wearing a black and red suit.... Better yet why do I have spider abilities... no better yet... WHY AM I FIGHTING SOMEONE NAMED KANGAROO?!

No wonder I got knocked out.....

So....somebody called the cops, I think? I..yeah, someone called the cops. I was sleep walking I guess? I'm not really sure how it happened but I'm stuck.

Stuck as in I literally can't move from where I am. Pretty sure I've been here since last night, and I had to send this with the help of Siri because I'm pretty sure if I try to move I'm going to fall from the side of my building...

I can't even explain how I'm still holding on, there's nothing to hold on to. But uhh...yeah if someone could make the cops just go away. That'd be great? Kate? Vanessa? I...ugh. Gwen Somebody? Do people maybe know how well superglue works? That's the only thing I can think of.

I knew it was bound to happen and while some team dynamics have changed which are just... weird... others have not. Team mates or not though, there are some things people don't need to know. Or see. I need brain bleach.

Also, Damian? I think you undersold your personality in the dreams.

I just found out that today was like National Superhero Day. So, happy Superhero Day to the rest of you who also dream about being heroes. My dream self would never do something like this. He's such a brat.

I guess sneaking out of the Underworld is a thing? Apparently. Only it's 66 or 67 years in the future now.

Also I've never been so happy to have my own body. No offense, Stiles.

[Filtered to Nico]

Thank you for saving me. I don't know if I should say anything, but thank you

This whole thing that's going on is so very strange. I've never seen people swap bodies, but we do have this potion in my dreams, Polyjuice Potion, that allows you to basically morph into someone for a limited amount of time. It's really disgusting, but I don't think that's what's going on right now. I'm so very glad I'm not dealing with any of this. Finals are more than enough for me.

Went to see a certain movie. It ain't my movie, that comes out later this year!

And I just wanna say that Wonder Woman is just as awesome in person! And she smells really good.

Bruce is about as grumpy though. I went on a date with him once!