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Quite possibly my least favorite person on the planet has shown up. Leonard Snart, AKA Captain Cold is now network aware and active. Apparently fresh out of jail too.

Goodie.

[Kitty]
Can you do me a favor and check to see that the Cold gun is still where it says it is on my GPS in the safe?

[Jemma]
The guy that I made the cold gun for showed up. From the dreams. I..don't think he recognizes me yet, but he's not exactly an upstanding citizen and is apparently fresh out of jail according to police records.

Old job done. New job starts in two weeks.

Biggest test of my life starts now: staying out of trouble for two weeks.

Woke up with a large jar of wolfsbane....

On top of that, it seems Allison's grandfather was the one controlling the Kanima (Jackson) for his own selfish reasons. Least I did have a semi-nice dream again, Stiles won the Lacrosse game!

GO STILES!!!

But the ending of the game Jackson got hurt and taken away. Stiles, sorry for being stubborn in your room when you were just trying to help. Least, in the end, Jackson was able to control himself and turn back. The smartest thing is parents did was move to London.

Though... a werewolf in London... Seriously? Kinda ironic and hilarious.

Hopefully no more dreams!

I don't know wtf those things are, but I'm not a fan of them.

So my dreams went from me being six years old to me being sixteen and attending school on the Isle for the first time, instead of being castle schooled. The first day was fine until I ran into the girl who caused me to be banished in the first place. Outside that, my dreams don't seem to be as crazy as some that I've read, thankfully.

Side note, I did wake up my mothers spell book on my nightstand, so that's interesting and one of those adorable little creatures in my living room making itself a nest on my bookshelf.

The creatures are called Porgs. They are similar to Puffins. Try distracting them with water (they love it) and or shiny things. Don't let them out of your sight or their curiosity might get the best of them and who knows what your netflix algorithm will look like. Think of a backwards cat x1000

Good luck, and May the 4th be with you.

[Stiles]
Tell me I can keep one?

This... is not the way I meant to be spending my best friend's birthday, with a space penguin infestation. How many of these things ARE there?

You, wearing my Columbia hat? You're cute, you can stay. But you over there with my transformation pen? You've overstayed your welcome. Give that back before I kick your feathery butt!

Happy to report they taste like chicken.

I don't know where these little guys came from, but I already have three in the apartment.

I need some suggestions on where's a good place to buy a bed and mattress. Now that Dragon has decided he'd rather sleep on my bed, with me, instead of the dog bed I bought him, it's getting pretty crowded. It'd be one thing if he slept at the foot of the bed, but he's decided that he likes sleeping next to me and he's not a small dog either.

I thought the dreams had stopped since I haven't had any in a long while, but then I was hit with a week's worth of them. I don't know which is worse...a straight week of them or getting them here and there.

[Derek]
You are the biggest jackass ever in my dreams.

Awesome, another project prototype for the scrap heap. That metal wasn't easy to work with either. If just one damn thing would go right today, that'd be great.

Well, that song isn't remotely straight. That is a lot of rainbows, Taylor.

I approve.

Well... I'm glade we went on a sudden get away and missed all the crazy.. Least the apartment is in one piece.

Stiles

Can we go one week with nothing trying to kill us...

Cinnamon Roll

Hey, you okay I haven't heard much from you.

And we come to that time of year again where Employees are asking to take the day off for a Marvel movie instead of, you know, doing their job. The number of last-minute "oh, by the way, can I have this day off" requests is insane.

I really should have gone to see my mom before going to the store to see what they had in the way of leftover Easter candy on sale. Although now that I think about it - I probably still would have bought as much as I did. It was half off chocolate! Best part of Easter once you're an adult.

As opposed to the last round of visions...this one wasn't as bad. I braced for bad, but it only set me back a couple days this time. I'm actually able to go back to work today just like I would be anyway.

And hey, I didn't end up someplace random this time? I'd call it a win.

Hello, New York.

... Fire in the sky? Why did I see..?

Is it on fire or..?


Something bad is coming. Something bad. My head has that not so fun splitting feeling.
It's different this time. Dragons?

Ya know some people MITCH are very ungrateful, for when someone ME gets them a get well gift.

These dreams really know how to make me feel completely unnecessary.


[Barry]
Are you busy tonight?

God, I love this idiot so much! Happy birthday, Stiles!!

God, it feels great to be home. With a real bed to lay in.

Ugh, my head is still pounding.

Stiles and Cisco

Are you two alive?

There's no reason to wake up before noon. Unless it's for breakfast cake. I endorse breakfast cake. It's been a good weekend. Space ice cream, friends, breakfast cake. I'm a very healthy human clearly. Don't you judge me, I see you over there with your muffin that's basically cake anyway.

Thank you all for spending it with me. I guess birthdays aren't satan after all.

This is now in my freezer.

There's nothing else in my freezer.

But it's worth it.

I forgot my own birthday was yesterday. Mom actually remembered, bothered to send me a card. It's the only actual reason I remembered. I don't know what to think about this.

So... What's the best foundation to use to cover up hickeys and bite marks

Oh my god! This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all day! I can only imagine this guy's reaction to this cake. (edit: I clearly got too distracted by the cake itself to read the whole article to see that he loved it.)

So I have some interviews lined up next week.

Or I could go back and get a higher degree.

Decisions, decisions.

Heh, look who surprised me with coffee at school today.

I feel special.

Wasn't in my welcome packet but I decided to check this place out anyway. Seems its where all the cool kids are hanging out, or something.

I swear to Christ, these fucking dreams are gonna be the death of me. My family is dead, and the ones alive, which had been my older sister (who was killed) and uncle who was in a vegetated state, turns out in the end that my uncle was lying about his condition, well not lying but he had been healing himself for the past ten years. Turns out he killed my sister to become the Alpha, so he's the reason for all this shit.

He's the reason the hunters came to Beacon Hills, but at the end of the dreams, I killed him... And became the new Alpha. Not sure how I feel about that.

Okay, I don't mind the weird fairytale like dream I just had. But seriously, being banished just because I didn't invite your daughter to my birthday party is a bit excessive. Especially since I'm only 6 years old.

But what I do mind is waking up to my damn hair being blue now!

I just visibly flinched at a Planet of the Apes 4 trailer. And not just because it looks terrible, stupid Dreams.

[Siltes]
You busy?

[Jemma]
I've had some more dreams, about my powers..

Getting real tired of nightmares and people betraying us. You'd think we'd learn to not let others get that far. How the hell did this happen twice? Why does this keep being a thing. A friend, someone I cared about wants to destroy us. Again.

Ah crap, there goes my New Year's Resolution. Who was betting on pet food?

I couldn't help myself. I just had to kill something.

I think this is the closest The Mysterious They who keep track of these things have come to suggesting Millennials are killing off babies.

I'm alive. Least, I think I am. God, between repeat dreams and trying to catch up on school I fell down a rabbit hole. But I'm out of it!

All I wanna do now I sleep!

Kids should not have to beg their parents for insulin. Your fucking essential oils are not life saving medicine.

What's wrong with people?.. Granted that question alone is probably a can of worms. But dios Mio. His parents told him to take his "God's Insulin" and he died and now I'm just sad and angry. His parents should go to jail for neglect but nothing is happening to them.

It's not even noon and I think I'm done with the internet today.

I'm trying really hard not to be that boss at Fangtasia. But when you show up to bartend for me and you're ass is hanging out of the holes in your shorts ladies? I'm sending you home for the night because I'm not dealing with that headache of you getting offended by the shit some of the guys that come in are going to say.

[Stiles]

I know you're not on the schedule for tomorrow but can you come in for a couple hours to train on the bar? I got a feeling we're going to need somebody to fill in up there more.

Thank god that invisible bungee cord is gone. FREEDOM! I hope it never happens again.

[Cisco]
Are you free from your invisible chain? We have things to catch up on. :D

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.

I don't know how to talk to them, they're like my Dream bestie people and they're here but I'm so fucking awkward I don't know the right words. Any time my brain could cut the crap would be greeeeat.

Fuck me sideways

What the actual fuck is going on with me in my fucking dreams? Because waking up a goddamn werewolf wasn't enough. No no, I have a psycho ex-girlfriend trying to kill me because I'm a werewolf and get this, this psycho is a hunter. Yeah, it all makes sense now... Oh no and then she shos at me with a bullet that is literally killing me from my bloodstream. If it wasn't for Stiles and Scott, I would have fucking died.

No, it gets better I decided to try and deal with the hunters on my own. Because that was a smart move. I managed to deal with two but Kate was smart, she trapped me and asked about the Alpha, which I had no idea who he was. Then the bitch tries to kill me! Luckily it didn't go as plan.

But I did learn something interesting, when asked about my sister Laura, she says she didn't kill her and I replied with wouldn't be the first time... That didn't sit too well with me.. None of these damn dreams do.

I'm kind of amused and annoyed. The dreams literally gave me a shirt. I've been dreaming for weeks and all I got was Was this shirt?

I swear to God if I didn't know this kid I would want to strangle him. These fucking dreams are stressing me the fuck out.

My brother attempted to call me. I don't know what he wanted. It's...going to remain that way. I didn't pick up and don't intend to call back. I've had enough. It ends now.

I just found the Best. T-shirt. Ever. I mean, look at it! Oregon Trail meets Jurassic Park. It doesn't get much better than that! So of course I ordered myself one because it's only available today. Now I want to play Oregon Trail and figure out how to get velociraptors into it...

Okay, I think I had one of those weird dreams all the kids keep bitching about. Though mine wasn't so horrible.

Over all a pretty good weekend. Even if I am getting 'Dreams' every night still, I think I'm kind of getting used to it? At least less physical pain involved. Small miracles.