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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess ([info]avengingstuff) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-02-13 16:23:00

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Entry tags:anakin skywalker, chase stein (talkback), jemma simmons, pidge gunderson, stiles stilinski, thor odinson, tony stark (iron man), wanda maximoff (scarlet witch)

Man, you haven't seen anything until you've seen the looks on everyone's faces when you come into work carrying a car battery that's attached to an electromagnet that's mysteriously strapped to your chest. "Mr. Stark, are you okay?" Yeah, sure, I'm fine. It's just a car battery and an electromagnet. Can we all just chillax already?

Also I look like I was just in a brawl with a broken glass window and someone's fists, which is interesting seeing as I actually did not do any partying last night.

I feel like I need to be on an episode of "When Dreams Attack". Also - dream me definitely had to be zapped back into existence, so do I get a jacket now?

Private to Pidge
So yeah, you were looking for proof, I woke up with your proof attached to my chest. Want to come in and see this sometime soon? I'll even let you touch it. Just not too much, because I've discovered that if I move it around too far it puts me into cardiac arrest.


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[info]darkforcerising
2019-02-13 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Rough Dream night?

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-13 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Nothing says 'my department lacks serious levels of oversight' quite like being blown up by your own bomb.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-02-13 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Industry hazard? I blow up things all the time. Sometimes on purpose.

Why are you hooked up to a battery?

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-13 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Well you see, we were in... one of those sandboxes. Afghanistan? Iraq? And the enemy side was tossing my own nukes at me. Which- hi, that's not okay. Rude. Where are they getting my missiles from. I have so many questions but dream me is kind of kidnapped right now and can't ask those.

Because... I am not actually sure. Maybe my next dream will tell me more. I do know that when I try to remove it, that's Very Bad.

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(no subject) - [info]darkforcerising, 2019-02-13 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-14 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkforcerising, 2019-02-14 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-14 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkforcerising, 2019-02-14 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkforcerising, 2019-02-19 08:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 08:50 am UTC

[info]needanewplan
2019-02-13 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Do you require any sort of assistance?

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-13 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Nope, I'm good. Me and this battery are gonna be awesome friends. It doesn't steal my alcohol or leave me for better pay somewhere else. I think I'll give it a name.

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[info]needanewplan
2019-02-13 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Of course you will. Anyway, if that changes, let me know okay? I can help.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
I gotta figure out all the reasons WHY there's a battery daisy chained to an electromagnet attached to my chest.

It's gonna be an adventure.

Hey, I know - can you do prescriptions? My absolutely everything hurts.

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(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-02-14 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-14 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-02-14 01:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]needanewplan, 2019-02-19 12:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:24 pm UTC

[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-14 01:37 am UTC (link)
You should definitely name it.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
I'm thinking matching tats, too.

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(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-14 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-14 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-14 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-19 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-19 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-20 09:10 am UTC

[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-14 01:26 am UTC (link)
..Can you charge a phone? Or is that not the right question?

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[info]sarcasticfriend
2019-02-14 01:27 am UTC (link)
LOL I want to know this too.

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[info]onlygoodvibes
2019-02-14 01:29 am UTC (link)
These are the hard questions.

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(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-14 03:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-14 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-14 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-14 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-19 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onlygoodvibes, 2019-02-19 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-20 09:12 am UTC

[info]the_mighty
2019-02-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
That's probably unhealthy.

I should know.

I am a doctor.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-14 07:11 am UTC (link)
Yeah, sure. You never saw this coming, either.

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[info]the_mighty
2019-02-14 07:38 am UTC (link)
Sudden Onset Car Battery isn't a predictable disease.

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(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mighty, 2019-02-19 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mighty, 2019-02-19 08:00 am UTC
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[info]psychicraptor
2019-02-16 05:23 am UTC (link)
...What the hell happened in your dream?

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 07:59 am UTC (link)
Well, picture it: Somewhere in a desert our troops always end up in, at some point in the 2000's in my dream space.

I'm in a humvee, with a drink in my hand. Making friends with servicemen who're escorting me to my plane. Suddenly, there's gunfire or - I don't know, but they're parked and getting their guns and jumping out of the vehicle.

Stay here! Yeah sure, I'm definitely awesome at following directions. My people are dead. I'm thinking: This is no longer the Fun-vee and hiding behind the thing.

Then? My own bomb lands next to me. Well, it was actually a missile, pretty sure. I didn't get that long a look at it before it was blowing up. I'm hitting the deck, everything's ringing - wow that is annoying how true that sound is, the movies aren't just making that up - and I've got flashes of guys yelling in some other language and some guy's operating on me? Then I wake up like this.

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[info]psychicraptor
2019-02-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
Yeah. I think I'll keep abusive homicidal parents thanks.

Probably a bad time to ask if you're ready to meet Old Lace. Might be too much excitement for her.

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(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-21 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychicraptor, 2019-02-24 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-26 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychicraptor, 2019-02-27 03:36 am UTC

[info]mutinouscomment
2019-02-16 05:27 am UTC (link)
I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure that having an electromagnet strapped to your chest with a car battery attached isn't fine. Should you be at a hospital?

[Private to Tony]

I can't get farther than 18 feet from this guy. It's weird. And I don't know him.

I want to see this though. And I'm pretty sure that the battery and magnet itself might have more to do with you going into cardiac arrest than moving it.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 08:04 am UTC (link)
What's a hospital going to do about this?

[Private]
Oh shit, you've got the thing too? The day after I posted this I woke up in bed next to the Purrito. She is asking me so very many annoying questions.

He's not being a creep, is he? If he is, kick him in the shins a lot.

It might be. But I woke up with it there and I am not removing it until I've run, like, 80% more tests.

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[info]mutinouscomment
2019-02-21 03:49 am UTC (link)
I don't know. Maybe help the car battery keeping you alive...keep you alive better?

[Private]

Yeah. At least you know who you're stuck with? He's being okay for the most part. We're staying at his house since apparently ramen and bologna aren't a suitable diet and he has real food there. We've figured out how far apart we can go so we're not in each other's space too much.

And he's not looking over my shoulder while I'm on my computer.

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(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-21 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mutinouscomment, 2019-02-24 03:48 am UTC

[info]fears
2019-02-17 03:16 pm UTC (link)
Are yo---

That's a very stupid question, you can't be okay, but in the scheme of things... You're not in a dire situation, right? Car battery aside.

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[info]avengingstuff
2019-02-19 08:08 am UTC (link)
I seem to be functioning according to normal parameters, if by 'normal' we mean 'there's a car battery I'm carrying around', yeah.

I mean, in science we like to say that no question is stupid except the unasked ones, right? It's okay to ask. I've been better, but I'm kind of more worried about dream me. Someone said my dreams would go from normal and boring to whatever THIS is really fast, but I kind of didn't believe them.

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[info]fears
2019-02-19 10:04 am UTC (link)
Maybe this is the new normal. But that would be unfortunate. Hopefully there is something better than that.

It does seem very quick to from boring to 'car battery chest', that's a little out there. I am thinking we should believe people who have already got experience with these dreams.

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(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-19 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fears, 2019-02-19 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-02-21 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fears, 2019-02-23 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avengingstuff, 2019-03-04 04:58 am UTC

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