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I don't know why green beer is so bloody appealing, but I've already had three tonight and we're only at our second bar of the night. How many more am I bound to have before we call it a night? Only time will tell.

My daughter told me that her teacher told the class that 4 + 4 equals 8. And 5 + 3 equals 8. And 6 + 2 also equals 8.

Livvy has informed me that she no longer wishes to go back to pre-school until such time her teacher makes up her mind.