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Nothing like leaving to head to work and trying to use your work keycard to lock up. Clearly it’s going to be one of those days.

You'd think by now they'd get it - pinch my ass and take the consequences. But no. Every year some idiot 'brother' in that house decides he's going to be the one that gets away with it. And every year campus security has to come out and get involved. This year's idiot ended up with two broken fingers.

Pinching someone on the ass is not 'playing around' or 'being friendly'. You want to give a friendly pinch on St. Patrick's Day? It's called the arm. I have two of them. They're visible.