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I hate my dreams, I hate dream me. Seriously, what the fuck. First, I keep staking Scott some kid. Though, I kinda get why he's doing it, to help. But Jesus fuck is he going about it the wrong fucking way...

[Private to Scott McCall]

So, dream me seems to be an extra ass to you, sorry in advance to whatever shit he does. I'm not like that in reality.

I heard about this network last night and figured I’d check it out. I guess he was right, I wasn’t expecting it to be a forum about dreams.

So on that note. Name’s Caleb and my dreams usually consist of video games or naked women.

Are you kidding me right now? I finally get one of those things that I THINK are the dreams, but it's basically my childhood all over again. There are really only a few changes. Come ON.

Valarnet, I was robbed. Your dream phenomenon is robbing me. I demand strange dreams with weird shit where spiders bite me or frost dragons attack people.

Did anyone else not into football watch the Kitten and Cat bowls today? I look forward to those every year, although now I've got my own tiny fluff to watch and play with. I think he was a little jealous we were watching other cats, though.

I'm so glad the kitten with only one eye got pulled out of the game because he got adopted. Seeing him just tugged at my heartstrings. Laurel and Madison kept wanting every cat they saw, which. Trust me, girls, I understand that. But we've got two dogs, four horses, and a kitten. I don't think we need any more animals right now, and Am does not need me to give him the Look with the two of you.

Best damn thing about the Super Bowl tonight was that Amazon commercial with Harrison Ford. That was funny as hell.