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To all those who are interested in celebrating Guy Fawkes Night, Thomas has graciously offered his home as the setting of the party. Food, drinks, and games will be provided, but feel free to bring things to share as well!

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Everyone is welcome, even if you aren't English. I look forward to seeing you all there! I wish Jacob was here for this

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

If you don’t believe in vaccines, or in science in general, why are you in the pre-med program? There’s a guy in one of my classes that went off on a tangent today about vaccines are a hoax, don’t work, and were made by “big pharma and the government to control us”. One of his points being no one dies from measles or whooping cough anymore. ...Right, they don’t because PEOPLE VACCINATE AGAINST THEM. This doesn’t just affect you. Herd immunity is a thing. Some people are genuinely allergic to them. Or people with cancer or immunocompromising conditions. Being a carrier is going to put a lot of people at risk of dying from something that otherwise would have never reached them.

Just... why are you here? I don’t understand it at all.

Welp. Gonna need a new Roomba. Mine's got a knife in it, but it seriously had that shit coming. I thought Chickens were terrifying and it was probably one of the few things in life that actually scared the hell out of me, but now we can add 'my automatic carpet cleaner coming to life and trying to kill me' to the list.

It twitched for a bit after I knifed it so I emptied a magazine into it just to be safe. I'm kind of surprised my neighbors didn't call the cops over that one.

Anyway it's been dead for a few days and my microwave finally stopped getting stuck at odd seconds, so I guess this new brand of crazy is over?