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Pro tip: never chat with one of your closest friends while carrying pots of soup. The things she'll insinuate to you will make you drop the pot.

Also don't drink coffee while continuing the conversion. You will try to breathe it.

Hard to believe that in exactly a month, I'll be married. If you'd asked me whether or not I thought I'd be here about three years ago, I'd have laughed wholeheartedly. Ah, how things change. But at least for this wedding (unlike in my dreamland - plus that wedding was officiated by Jiminy Cricket and interrupted by a curse or something, what else is new), it'll happily involve my very first love. The ocean, and my ship. The Roger's all ready to go to host a gathering and most are invited provided that you don't act like a twat. Or try to curse us because I will bloody well kill you.

Our daughter's also turning one a week later, so while we'll spend our wedding night someplace fun the trip to Spain won't come until after we've celebrated with her and friends. She's already got an outfit but she needs a wee cake to smash, I presume. Something not with baby fondant, if anyone's got suggestions.

Why does Siri know the words Bohemian Rhapsody, but she can't tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Seriously, tell Siri "I see a little silhouette of a man" and listen to what she says.

Then ask her how you get to Sesame Street and she'll send you to South Africa or something.

Ohmygosh. I had these crazy dreams last night. I was at this school for superheroes, and I had this amazing hammer! And then I woke up this morning, and it was on my bedside table!!

In my Dreams last night I met a little girl who loved fairies. We were able to communicate pretty well, even though she couldn't understand anything I was saying. Must be the jingling thing.

It was more fun than it sounds, really.

Minako I swear if this place isn't as entertaining as you told me I am never going to forgive you. No. I'll totally forgive you. But you'll have to go to the book store with me and stay as long as I want without making a single comment about the books I look at.

And then buy me froyo.

I should probably introduce myself on here huh? I'm Alice Liddell.

Hello, yes, I'm looking for a man named David Black. I have something to give him and it is very, very important that he gets it as soon as possible.

...that sounds very cryptic. My name is Bodhi. Bodhi Rook. I have some papers to give him. I'm a bike courier and his wife gave them to me to give to him. She...neglected to give me the correct address so I'm in a bit of a tight spot. I heard that there are a lot of people here and I'm hoping that one of you will know him. Please.