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I overheard some people talking about this Valar thing, which I thought was some new restaurant or a club or something. But what do I find? This weird community with absolutely ridiculous discussion topics. Who cares what weird things people are dreaming about?

That's honestly the thing people choose to share with one another here?

Well I thought my dreams were done with teaching me spells since I’d finished school, but no such luck. Although I can understand entirely why they don’t teach these particular spells at Hogwarts. It would be a very bad idea to teach a bunch of teenagers how to use magic to force other people to do whatever they want. Or how to murder them with two words

So apparently I’m kind of reckless in the Dreams. Even though I can’t fight at all there, I join the Army to fight the Titans with Eren and his sister. And somehow I think I’m doing better in basic training than Eren even though he’s a hell of a lot more athletic than I am. I’m going to get eaten by a Titan I know it

You know how annoying it is when your mom is right? So apparently Roman being an asshole meant that I had to walk five miles home.

Apparently he really has never been told no a day in his life. He also told me if I fucked his cousin, he'd kill me. That's the way to get people to do what you want. Letha keeps asking about what happened. Then there was some other weirdness followed by the awkward adventure of fucking his cousin. Who says someone smells cute like a puppy? What sense does anything fucking make?