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Question for you more experienced dreamers: if I make an oath to a goddess in my dreams am I bound to it in real life? Because that would suck.

Okay so I am saddened that I missed International Kissing Day yesterday, BUT the bright side is that I didn't miss World Chocolate Day which is today!

So go mad people and enjoy a bar or two!

It's rather irritating how your dreams stop whacking you over the head when you try to sleep, at least for the time being (though after getting married and maintaining some semblance of 'happy ending' I'm not certain where else this codswallop can go) though you still continue to get gifts. Especially ones that remind you of what an awful person you once were - though really, it's quite fitting for a pirate to keep murder trophies as shinies in a sea chest. Rings and other assorted jewelry, along with an empty bottle of booze and a spyglass. I've such use for this here, truly. Or not.

Anyway, hope you lot enjoyed the Fourth of July. I admit I don't understand the need for such patriotism, but then again, I don't understand Thanksgiving either. Or how embarrassing Americans are in general.

Though I will say if you're in need of a greasy breakfast for a hangover cure, the British do it right. I've been staring at that for ages and it makes me want to take a trip to Belfast even more. Not sure if they've got the ostrich eggs but an Ulster fry shining with grease ought to hit the spot.

Come on down to Baxter's Bakery today where in aid of World Chocolate Day we have a large range of chocolate goodies as well as iced chocolate drinks.

Hope to see you there!

So the Archangel Michael sent me to kill Caligula. Turned out he was sucking the godhood out of Aphrodite. I made a few missteps and lost the power to kill gods myself.

So I tricked Caligula to kill himself. After all, usually only a god can kill a god.

But this left Aphrodite as a mortal. With both love and war as mortals things started getting really out of whack, so I hatched a plan with a little help from someone, to steal Odin's golden apples. These apples can turn anyone into a god. Gave those to Ares and Aphrodite and restored the balance.

Was tempted to take a bite myself.

I think I need drinking company today. It's been a...day. I need to drink and it seems like a sad thing to do on my lonesome. Also I need to be anywhere that my dad is not right now because someone had to go and make things awkward and I can't look at him. I thought I knew embarrassment, but I was mistaken.