Network

I guess we missed all the excitement over here on the other side of the world. I finally get a chance to check the network and there's a war going on?

It's always strange when you fall asleep and there's utter chaos happening, only to wake up and things appear to be quite normal. I'd say that I'm surprised but we all that this bloody area is notorious for such things.

Also, who decided on white for those uniforms? It's rather atrocious. Just because you are part of an evil empire doesn't excuse poor taste.

Anyway, here's to surviving another attack. Perhaps I'll wander over to Purgatory and have some celebratory drinks, if it's still there.

After this weekend, I feel like we all need some kind of party

So I'm going to throw a big bash this Friday. Food, drinks, dancing. You're all invited.

I KNOW WHAT I NEED FOR NEXT YEAR

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Dear O.C. - Let's not do that again. EVER.

We're serving strawberry tea at Alice's Teacup already! Can you believe it?

But that's not the amazing news.

The amazing news is that the Anaheim Ballet is doing Romeo and Juliet for their summer production in July! I love that ballet! Come visit me at work so I can bring you a pot of strawberry tea and talk your ear off about how I'm preparing for auditions - It'll be fun!

I'd like a summer free of near death experiences, please. Just sweaty bodies, fireworks, lemonade, all the typical shit.

Maybe toward the end of the month I'll plan a big picnic. On a table, not a blanket. I have visions of cartoon ants marching away with my food.