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So those nice blokes in the white armor that were helping us.

They're not so nice any more and let me tell you I'm not having fun right now.

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I see Star Wars outside my window... Not sure if this is awesome or not.. I'm gonna go with Awesome...

OH! I wonder if the Force is with me!!

It's been a long night in the office, I'll tell you that much. If anyone finds themselves in possession of any unusual tech (weapons, armor, etc.) please turn it in to the Agency for study.

I just have one question to ask. WHY IS IT ALWAYS STAR WARS?

I wish I was a better cook, or at least had a full refrigerator. I'm not sure I should leave my apartment right now with all the crazy things around. Is it safe out there?

Doing performances in Orange County will never be dull, that much is certain. What with the sounds and lights going out and now having the theatre invaded by.... Star Wars? Because of course it is.

Pretty sure I just found a lightsaber to defend the

One of my professors managed to not only forget the test papers for the exam we had today, but forgot that we had a test entirely and had to desperation write a new test on the board from memory. Promised us extra credit points to not mention it in his evaluations, so I'm not arguing in the slightest. Just in case you think that you fucked up today.

To his credit, I was a little distracted with everything happening today too, so I'm glad for the EC.

I want one of those lightsabers. Please tell me that someone has picked one up.

I'd buy it from you if you have one to spare.