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So this bunny cop (still hilarious) has decided I need to help her out with this missing otter. His name is Emmett Otterton. What a name for an otter. Basically I told her I had things to do and people to see, but somehow I doubt that's going to be enough for her. She's especially annoying. And by annoying, I mean persistent.

Okay, I'm done moping. It doesn't look good on me and I can't risk frown lines and all that rubbish. So, who wants to go out? I'm thinking drinks and dancing.

How did I not know about this whole Flat Earth Society thing? I overheard a guy in my business class talking about it today. Do people honestly believe this stuff? That the Earth is flat and the water doesn't fall off because of a wall of ice around the edges? Seriously? And all pictures we've seen of the Earth are fake as is anything we know from NASA. How can anyone actually believe this stuff?

I am supposed to be focusing on my schoolwork, but one of my friends in the UK sent me a link and now I am incredibly distracted by this...