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So for once I’m not being sarcastic when I say that DreamMe did something intelligent. Knowing what Claire’s been dealing with on campus I got Shane to go with Claire to her classes to keep her safe and it turned out to be a good thing when somebody poured battery acid on her during one of her classes. Luckily Shane was able to keep her from getting too burned and if I understood correctly what all got said in the dream she'll heal but - shit. Who does that kind of thing to somebody else?

And apparently Shane and I can't both be intelligent at the same time in the dreams because while I was being smart and figuring out a way to keep Claire safe - he went and made a deal with the psycho vampire to protect Claire. Yeah he'll let Brandon feed from him twice on the condition that he doesn't drain him.

And our stupidity is clearly contagious since Claire's now decided that she needs to fake the book that the vampires are looking for. Because trying to fool a bunch of vampires that way is the absolute best idea ever. Not.

We got to rescue Bruce an ally. At a catholic school.

There were nuns with swords and guns.

There were nunjas. I fought nunjas.

I had a client in the Club tell me I should get a tan. I'd be more appealing. Honey, I'm not for sale, I own this place.

Needless to say, I deposited him on his ass outside the door and told him never to return.

Fuck all if I know if I'm dead or alive this month.

That said, I'm glad I have good employees who know that when I have that look in my eye they should just avoid me. It's safer.

Ugh.

Herbs and peppers are hung to dry. I feel vaguely accomplished. There were so many!

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