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Crap. I think I just made my bathroom sink explode. I guess it could be worse, I could have caused messed up all the plumbing in the house.

Thank you to those who pitched in to help keep others safe and deal with what came out of those rifts. They're all closed now, and so is the Breach - which was the main tear in what I assume is our Veil here, and so with that patched up then no more nasty things should be coming through.

So I believe we're out one Wal-Mart and I'm out one arm, and it took me forever to even type this up, but if anyone needs help with clean-up or anything else just let me know and I'll come by.

Aw man, I'm kind of sad that all the draconians and demons and things are gone. Not that I was happy that people were getting hurt, because that's really awful. But it did make things awfully exciting around here. But at least I still have my dreams, which are still very exciting!

We found a dragon orb in my dreams! See, I read about dragon orbs, and they said that they were something that could control dragons. And since dragons are attacking all of us, we all thought how great the dragon orbs would be in this war! So me and Laurana and Sturm and Gilthanas and a few knights went up to the Ice Wall and got the dragon orb and then we brought it back to the knights and they had this big assembly with all the races of Krynn. Except the dwarves didn't make it. And neither did the kender, which kind of made me sad. So I guess it was really just humans and elves.

So everyone was fighting over who was going to get the dragon orb. They even declared that they were going to war! So I was sitting and watching everyone fight, and I was thinking about everything we did to get the dragon orb. How Laurana fought walrus men and wolves and draconians, and how we fought the biggest dragon you've ever seen in your whole life, and about how Aran and Brian died so we could get it. I thought about how Laurana took it from the elves because she knew it had to get to the knights, even though she knew that her father would hate her for it. I thought about how we were supposed to be fighting the dragons and not each other, and how would we ever defeat the dragon army if the Knights of Solamnia and the elves were all at war with one another instead of with the draconians.

And then Laurana's dad said he only had two children, and neither of them were a daughter, and I knew I couldn't just sit and do nothing. And I knew what I had to do. And let me tell you, in my dreams I've never been scared. Not once in my whole life, because kender don't feel fear. But let me tell you, I was terrified then. It's not a very pleasant feeling, is it? So, knowing what I had to do, I stepped closer and closer, and then I uhhhhh....



I broke the dragon orb.



And I thought for sure that Porthios (that's Laurana and Gilthanas's older brother) was going to kill me right then and there, but then Fizban told everyone to stop being stupid and that I was right and then everyone kind of calmed down which was kind of funny because Fizban's kind of a silly. But he sure was commanding then.

So as someone new to the area... are things always so... interesting here?

i got a black eye and like 5 stitches but i feel better for the first time in a month

I feel like that meme with the pizza box and the fire. Skip town to avoid the fireworks and come back to news about demon rifts?

It's a little unnvering to wake up from a Dream while on a plane. I was hoping that it wouldn't affect me while we were away from the OC, but it must have sensed I was going back to the motherland. It was a bit of a flashback to my Dream!self's past and surprise! I have a brother in that world. I had absolutely no idea. I was also engaged to a bloke named Fred and ready to give up my potential career as a code-breaker for him. Thankfully some sense came back to me and I called off the wedding and took the job after my brother passed away while in action in the war. Yeah - way to make me wake up crying a little.

Anyway! New York was brilliant and I loved everything about it. I can see why I moved here in my Dreams. The fireworks were a lot of fun even though I was one of the few to not sing along to anything (oops). Steve and I are off to London now, so if you have any requests for goodies to bring home let me know. I've attached a couple photos to be nice.

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Also, sorry, not sorry, that we missed the latest shenanigans. I expect a full report when I get back.

Well, the break was nice while it lasted but then it was all "Oh hey, there's still stupid dreams to have" while dealing with doppelgänger boyfriends and demons.

At least I now know that going to the police would do no good because of course A would somehow manage to delete all the texts right as I'm there so I get arrested after being framed. As if that's not bad enough, A somehow manages to kidnap four teenaged girls from a police van because of course.

And to add pepper to the wound, the dreams thought it would be hilarious to bring the freaking prom dress A made me wear. So this just promises to be so exciting.

Well, it happened. I'm a dog owner. Her name is Olivia. It's the name her previous owners gave her and I kind of like it. She's six years old and she has a low grade luxating patella that the people at the shelter showed me how to fix.
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I'm organising a baby shower for Elphie, it's going to be on Saturday 16th July.

Please let me know if you can come!

Well I'm going to consider it a birthday gift that the creatures of the last few days have gone now.

I do hope everybody is okay, Dorian and I holed up at home until it all went away. I think we took the wisest course of action.

So aside from crazy demons running around, my dreams seem to have no days off. Least I defeated Osborn. But seems some chick named Betty video tapped me taking down a mugger...

Did I forget to mention I can now crawl on walls??

I don't know what's worse. The crazy demons that were running around her last week or my crazy dreams...

From what Peter tells me in my dreams, I'm immune to the Alpha bite, so what the hell am I.... And um.. Derek if you're here sorry for drugging you and using you to bring Peter back.

It was kinda fun kicking demons ass here and there.

Also seems I've been kicking ass in my dreams as well. Kicked Osborne's ass and Thor's ass. I'm feeling petty good about myself.

I hope everyone is safe after the craziness that happened last week.

So apparently dream me likes to collect things. I have a seagull for a new friend and I missed the concert for daddy I was suppose to be performing ....

Well, gotta say a big thank you to all those people who took to the streets to defend us over the last few days! Much appreciated!

It allowed me to catch up on news in the world of science, like the Juno probe successfully entering Jupiter's atmosphere to collect data which will help us understand how the planet formed and it's chemistry, very exciting! I also managed to catch up with some friends at the Large Hadron Collider and they should have some exciting results coming out soon! Rosetta has been given a termination date of 30 September (that's the one orbiting the comet) and I can't wait to see the data this big beast starts pumping out!

In other news, my Dreams seem to keep going too. My friends and I basically robbed a bank. A space bank. But someone switched the goods and what we stole started eating the ship. So yeah, awkward.