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So thanks to everyone for making like, the whole week of my birthday super special. I had an awesome time when I really needed an awesome time so -- you guys are great.

I love my weird pseudo-family. ♥

Look at that, you're turning me into a sap. Ugh thanks guys, thanks a lot.

>> Got a new assignment for you.

Anyone ever.... dream you die.

And then find out you didn't die. But that dieing would have somehow been better?

Why does everything want me to go to Alaska. I feel like we all know Alaska is a bad place to go when you are me. Can we not go to Alaska? I would like to not go to Alaska. But of course I'm going. :|

So alright, here's this thing then. My brother Reg reckons it'll be good for publicity, and my therapist says it'd do me some good to socialize and the like. Though I am not sure I am very good for publicity, in general.

I am Ronnie Kray, me and my brother run a couple clubs up in London, and he wanted to bring it over to America. So I said why not California, right? And he said yeah, why not. And here we are.

I think that is about all. Lovely to meet everyone.

I promised myself I would never make one of these posts, but here I am: Fully integrated into the madness.

So, apparently, in my dream world, I'm some human/spider hybrid living on the compound of what definitely seems like a cult, trying to figure out what happened to my missing parents. Now I've apparently joined a crime fighting organisation named HYDRA? Apparently my life is some nerd version of EastEnders.

Anyhow, the reason I'm sharing this highly embarrassing information with you all is because I know that some of you know me, or of me, or of the things I speak about, and I need spoilers. Many spoilers. Just tell me, I'll be fine. I cannot handle not knowing what fresh hell my life is falling into, and I need to be told about it, so I can be in expectation and not be as devastated. I know this about myself. I need to know.

Please?