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Oh my God, I ate so much pie last night. So. Much. Pie. Someone should have stopped me.

Beware the Ides of March. Here's hoping you don't get stabbed today, network.

It's also Mother's Day in the UK but I'd rather hear about where all the good St. Patrick's Day celebrations are going to be. Go on and help a fellow out?

Good god, I'm ready for new dreams where I'm not in an arranged marriage with a fairy.

Well that's interesting. Either I had one of those dreams that everyone keeps talking about or talking about Sarah recently caused me to dream about her.

She had vanished for ten months, only to call me up out of the blue one night and asked me to meet her. When I did, she told me that she'd a woman, who looked exactly like her, off herself. Didn't believe her until she showed me her license, cause of course Sarah stole her purse. I suspected that this woman must be Sarah's twin or something since she didn't actually know her real family, so it's possible. At the same time, Sarah was on the run from her junkie ex so she put together this whole ruse to pretend that the dead girl was her so her ex would leave her alone and she could reinvent herself into the dead girl for awhile, which seemed easy enough at first until the dead girl's boyfriend showed up, Sarah found out the dead girl had been a cop and was under investigation and Mrs. S found out Sarah was "dead".

I can only assume something bad is going to happen.

I think I need a drink. Or ten.

To those who came to eat at her feast of awesome!
I'm glad everyone enjoyed themselves! I really enjoy making feasts.

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There final load of dishes from this weekend are done. Care packages of the leftover desserts have been sent out. And now prepping the menu for Saint Patrick's Day goodies.

Since I'm here for Mother's Day I had dad promise to bring flowers to my mother's grave today. He's a sweetheart and sent me a photo of it, so I could share in the moment. It's times like these I really love my father.

I finally figure out how to control the whole Hunter thing, thanks to the dreams and Myrcella and then I have more dreams.

Matt stayed with me at the cabin and Damon stayed there with us. His excuse was the train me, but really it was for his own selfish reasons cause he wanted to find the vampire cure for Elena. He turned the pizza girl so that I'd be forced to stake her to grow my Mark. Then Kol showed up after Klaus turned a bunch of people to try and get me to stake them and when I didn't he threatened Matt then he compelled Damon to kill me, if I didn't kill him. Ended up shooting Damon a couple of times. Not gonna lie, in real life, I'm kind of happy that I did. Although, Elena and I have an idea about how to grow my mark without me having to stake a bunch of vampires.

Guess who returned from Vegas a married man? This guy. Elena, Damon, thank you for being our witnesses.

Family, friends, we will be having a reception soon so we can celebrate with you. I just didn't want to wait a moment longer to make Tatia my wife.

Tatia Mikaelson, I will love you forever, baby.