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I'm starting to think I should have stayed in bed today.

(ooc: let's just pretend it's normal human hours)

This is my theme song for today. Still in my pajamas at 1.

I need more drinking buddies. Or pizza buddies. Or both! I've gotta get out more.

Bonus points if you let me get extra cheese on my pizza and don't take me to any classy bars.

Bored out of my mind.

The last fun thing I did and can't completely remember was Harry's Party.

The last fun thing I did before that was.. well. That's between myself and the lovely lady I did it with.

Who's up for Vegas?

My jet sits twelve. Takes forty-five minutes to get there.

Anyone?

Bueller?

I've been out of prison a year today. It's been weird adjusting to the world. I've had to build myself up from nothing. I've only just now been able to afford a computer. Probably not a good idea to be broadcasting any info about myself, but it's goddamn lonely sometime. I mean, what are the odds anyone from my past is even on this thing anyway?

Attention Super Secret Organization with Super Secret Heroes that no one talks about:

Sharon Carter will not be into work on Monday evening or Tuesday.

That is all.

Please tell me I'm seeing things. Please tell me that one of my neighbors does not have Christmas lights on their unit already. It's way too early for this.