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I woke up this morning to find some clothes from my dream. The winter clothes I bought at Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna. They were folded neatly next to my boots... sitting on the back of Kristoff's sled. Not sure what I'm gonna do with a sled in Orange County.

The boots are pretty cute.

Okay, so.

Not gonna lie. I had pretty much written all of you off as being in some kind of new agey cult and/or having overactive imaginations.

But I woke up this morning feeling like I'd just lived through a horror movie. Which, if the things in the dreams are actually real, isn't too far from the truth for my Dream!Self. Usually when I dream about incredibly attractive half-naked men, they're not dying and asking me to cut off their arms.

I really, really don't want to go into work today. I kind of just want to curl up under the blankets until I fall asleep and have a normal dream. Or at least figure out why some people, the people I wouldn't have expected at all, people I barely know, and people I've never met, feature so prominently and others don't.

I was so hopeful that maybe I was normal. I'm having dreams that feel more like memories than anything in my current life has so far. Has anyone else dreamt about Haly's Circus? There were a few of you that had dreams of Gotham but..

I don't know. I had a dream that my parents took me to see the Flying Graysons at Haly's Circus and everything about it just felt freakishly familiar. The sights, and sounds, and even the youngest boy who I got to meet after the show. His name was Dick Grayson. I swear I met a Dick on this network before..But that isn't possible and

But beyond that, it's like I know him from somewhere else and just can't place him..

I keep having this dream about this woman. Beautiful, strong, Latina woman. Covered in engine grease and holding a gun. Never thought that kind of thing would do it for me.

Sort of a weird thing to admit in a public forum like this but she's something else.

So. I finally met Captain America in my Dreams.

...awkward.

Had the craziest dream last night. Like it was pretty normal at first, just like reliving my childhood.

Then a Kaiju attacked San Francisco. Then other cities all along the Pacific rim. Like an invasion or something. So what do we do? We build giant robots to fight 'em, and my brother and I sign up to pilot them.

That's what I get for watching Godzilla the other day.

Where can I find an efficient company or individual that can remodel a room in my home? New to the area. New to the COUNTRY. I don't really know local businesses yet.

I need a training space.

I thought I'd been done dreaming. But it's a little different. My childhood was different, the way my parents were killed was a little different. I never met Sam at boarding school. Instead, there's Amanda, but I lose her.

I don't like this version of myself. She's colder, emotionally distant. She doesn't care for people beyond what's necessary to get her job done. She's...a really lonely person. But she has some amazing adventures.

And after that last dream, I really want to find Atlantis....

Okay so I go into the bathroom, and one of the cats is on the toilet. Doing his thing. And he looks at me, and I look at him, and then he flushed the fucking toilet and trots out like he's king of the world.

What the actual fuck?

The Frost Academy will be closing its doors this summer. Full refunds have been provided to all parents who paid for the fall term. If you were signed on to do a guest lecture, I'm afraid I'll have to cancel that arrangement.

[filtered to X-men, but filtered away from Hank]
And which one of us is going to be the one to tell Hank that he turns blue? I doubt it should be me, but I feel as if an event like that ought to come with a warning.

Does anyone know where I could find some kittens up for adoption? I think I'd like to get a cat. A black one.

Fell asleep during a meeting this afternoon. A big thank-you to Pepper for not dumping a bucket of water on my head to wake me.

My brother is getting married. To a woman. This is the weirdest thing ever. So, I've always thought that there was no one on the planet gayer than my two older brothers. I mean, they're like, ridiculously gay. But apparently, only one of them is actually gay. The other has a girlfriend. A fiance. And she wants to take me to get my nails done and my hair done and bridesmaid dress shopping and I think I might actually have just thrown up a little.

Someone save me.

My dream world seems to get more complicated with each new batch of dreams. For one, our resident doctor is actually Frankenstein? My dream-brother was apparently an asshole. And, judging by the looks of things, family get-togethers are going to be massively awkward after all of this.

By the way, Neal? Rumplestiltskin's Neal? Good news, you're not a bug.

I felt it! I felt the baby move! Some people say it's too early, but I'm thrilled! I can't believe it! It wasn't like a butterfly's wings. No, sir. More like someone flicking the inside of my body with their finger... you know? Like... a thump-thump... almost like the baby's got the hiccups. Maybe the baby has the hiccups!!

I'm kind of in love with this story. A guy at burger king was starting to get a headache. A parent behind him in line was allowing their child to scream on about apple pie. So the guy finally gets his turn to order and orders all the apple pies out of spite. He is my new hero.