My brother is getting married. To a woman. This is the weirdest thing ever. So, I've always thought that there was no one on the planet gayer than my two older brothers. I mean, they're like, ridiculously gay. But apparently, only one of them is actually gay. The other has a girlfriend. A fiance. And she wants to take me to get my nails done and my hair done and bridesmaid dress shopping and I think I might actually have just thrown up a little.