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Valarnet. Valaarnet. The place where all of the insanity in the Orange County comes to play together if I am not mistaken, yes? Well, I guess we’re about to see how long it takes for one more poster on this board to go completely, irrevocably insane. I HAVE been reading over the shoulders of castmates for the better part of the week end now, and this seems to be just as good a place as any for me to go loudly and explodingly insane.

So, as you ought to know just whose mess you’ll be cleaning up on the day that I inevitably explode in a fight of fire and glitter, allow me to introduce myself properly: Cyrano Savinien
Hercule de Bergerac.

Blame my parents. I certainly don’t hold back if I think I can get loans out of them. Cryrano then.

On that note, yes that IS me in the picture attached to the post and we might as well get this out of the way, while i point out that yes, in fact, I have a nose. Yes, I’m fairly certain it is not my second head, a brand new alien lifeform dependent on me for survival or an attempt at male pregnancy that occurred as the result of that terrible night in Vegas, January 18th of the year two thousand and seven.

We are, however, quite the team. I write and he directs and we share the electric bill. Sadly, I’m going to say he got the looks, but then, I got the brain.

I am sure we can both agree that it's lovely to be here. Possibly. If one of you knows a bar that's only going to card the one of us.

Dunno if anyone else is gettin' their stuff back, but I got my cards workin' again.

And my eyes is red again.

Well hello there, social forum of the internet. I have been told of you by one or two of my intelligent students and informed that I might find you interesting. So I decided, why not? I shall give it a shot and see how it goes. At the very least I might stay in touch with those few students who shared you with me and decide whether or not I should fail them next year for doing so.

My name is Daniel Murphy, and I will answer to either. I am a professor of Literature at one of your fine, American universities. Until last year I spent the last eleven years traveling the world and studying the stories of each culture I encountered. Now I get to try and share that interest and knowledge with the minds of our youth, which is no small feat.

I suppose that's enough information for the moment. I'm sure it will be a pleasure meeting you all.

It was nice to see a sunrise, even for a little while. But I suppose being very strong and fast is more useful in the long run.

And Papa? I am still mad at you, for the record.

It seems so strange to me that I would live here for so long and all of these amazing things were happening right under my nose. People with superpowers that can make fireworks, people with magic... I suppose we only see what we want to see. I think I've been a little too caught up in my own life.

But... In any case... I am glad to hear that life is returning to some kind of normal for you all. And I hope that no one takes that away from you without your request again.

Oh, this is my first post here. I'm Yuna... or Nurse Lee, as I get called the most.

Well, there's that tattoo again. Came back fresh and that's a laugh n'a half, ain't it.
Assuming that means most everyone else is back to themselves, huh? L? M? Any letters in between?

Oh wait, there are no letters between those.

Huh.

Is anyone a psychiatrist?

Or is anyone really good at getting Xanax on short notice?

...Gilda is not nice at all.

I always knew wedding planning would be a lot of fun. I'll even admit I have a whole notebook full of ideas for my own wedding, but I'm having an absolute blast helping Natasha and Thor with theirs. It helps that I'm on hiatus from the show right now so I have a ton of time to dedicate to them. They're so cute together!

I can't wait to get married so long as it's not to Tyr to someone I love. I just haven't found him yet. I thought for a time that maybe it would be Theon, but I think me spending some time with myself has been good for me. I've spent a lot of time really working on me which is something I hadn't done before now.

Life is good. I have no complaints.

I am so completely over having these dreams. Just had another and it was extremely long and I woke up completely exhausted. It was like I hadn't even slept the night before. I was extremely tempted to call into work. The dream started off really badly and eventually got better. Am I going to be fending for my life in all of these dreams? After all the shit that went down in that dream I could really use a stiff drink, ugh.

When I say you've had enough, you'd have enough an' I'm kickin' your arse out. Be grateful I felt like calling a cab.

How have I not found this network before?

It just keeps talking to me. Talking and talking.

The nightmares came back full force last night. I refuse to call them dreams. They're nightmares.
Seems like some things mirror my life, which hardly seems fair.

Well done, Sony. Your presentation has made me want the PS4 when it comes out. I may have already placed a pre-order.

I've barely been back from Wales for two days, and already, my sister is calling me to ask where in the world I put thus-and-such. Honestly, I made certain that everything was perfectly well organized. I love my family, but I don't know how they find anything in that house!

Hello, Valarnet. Are you ready for your closeup?

I never thought I'd miss the rain of England, but it's just so... Bright and cheery here in California. How do you all stand it? Everyone skateboarding, and smiling, and the sun!

Oh the sun.

It's simply awful.

S'pose I'll have to invest in Coppertone stocks to keep from becoming a giant freckle beast.

Name's Pepper. New to town. Where can a girl get a decent (non-vegan, non-gluten free, full of dairy and fat) American cheeseburger around here? Part of the initiation I hear.