I signed up for match.com.
Go me.
Though I'm thinking maybe if there's enough interest, I might try some matchmaking on my own? Like I'll write up a very small questionairre. Then all the singles fill it out and send it to me. Then I will match people up. They can go on one date, and then take it from there.
Anyone interested? I'll make sure no one's a psycho, don't worry.
Edit: Bah forget matchmaking. I'm off to go marry Christoph Waltz. Like right now. I know where he is, he's doing SNL. Two seconds on this show and I just want to squish him.