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And because everyone else is getting better I am going to get sick now. The doctor says it is my body's way of telling me to slow down and rest but I think it is its way of mocking me too.

Zach said I should introduce myself on this message thing. He thinks it will help me learn to read better if I do it while talking to people.

I'm not sure about that, but he's been right about other things, and he's my friend, so I'm going to give it a try.

I'm Laura, no delete back one word. Stop that! interested in meeting new people, but I don't know how good this Internet thing will be for that.

I got fucked by a horse in my dream last night. A HORSE. And then I was pregnant with a horse. And had to BE a horse while it gestated. And then I...Oh my god and THEN...

...So then last night I dreamed about turning into a horse.

I fucking slept with a horse. And GAVE BIRTH TO A HORSE. It had eight legs, what the everloving FUCK?

...What the hell kind of drugs am I unknowingly on?

Okay, so if you were taking someone you're not dating out on a date in a still really not rebuilt San Francisco, where would you go? I think a picnic is out of the question, but maybe some of the piers are okay? It's not like it's my first date or anything, but I'd like to do something awesome, to make up for ruining the last time we went out.

It is surprisingly difficult to avoid the Valentine's Day aisles and not end up buying something.

I think they did that on purpose.

Only took a matter of weeks but I finally have found a decent tailor and tea shop.

Bloody Americans. Feeling more at home already.

I require assistance urgently.

There is no coffee in this flat.

Someone tell me that these t-shirts aren't a fantastic idea.

You never know when a t-shirt all about space love might come in handy.

Does anyone else get kind of down in the winter? Even when it's in somewhere super duper nice like California but you get sad anyway because it's not as sunny and people are staying inside and you really want to go and do stuff but you can't because if you go to the beach right now it's pretty much the WORST IDEA EVER but you try anyway and it doesn't work so you go home and wonder when it's ever gonna be sunny again?

Or is that just me?

If I ever see hospital food again it'll be too fucking soon.

They have the audacity to call a lump of apples and dough 'apple pie'. Bullshit.

Alright, which one of you braniacs wants to give me a hand with this damn iPad thing? How the fuck do I tell it to shut the hell up?

Nevermind, figured it out.

Need a new one now though.

Alright, so I'm saying to hell with Homework for a bit. So I think I should totally throw a party, a big one; well, by big I mean steal money from my parents by convincing them it's a necessity to making sure I'm not nearly as stressed while in class, and can then focus on the important stuff. So I'll see how much money they give me, that way I can figure out how big to throw the party.

If no money, then it won't be that big, unless someone wants to help out and then we can throw a massive one. You know, to celebrate not being sick anymore. Hermione, you are required to attend.

Has anyone on here ever dealt with a crisis of faith?

If so... do you mind sharing how?

Hi, I'm Gwen. A few friends of mine said I should check this thing out. So, here I am! Introduction post. /awkward.

I'm new in town. Weird to find a posting board that's so local. Anyone know a good place to get bagels?

Has anyone pointed out you're all mental?

I mean, friendly and absolutely hilarious, but mental all the same.

Only been a married man for about a month and already I forgot what it's like being a bachelor.

I'm going to have to figure out what to make for dinner.