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Sherlock Holmes has a three patch problem. ([info]notbeingme) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2013-01-28 16:39:00

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Entry tags:dean winchester, jack harkness, john watson, navi, pansy malfoy, sherlock holmes, tardis, tenth doctor

I require assistance urgently.

There is no coffee in this flat.


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[info]likespie
2013-01-29 01:02 am UTC (link)
Are you crippled or something?

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 01:03 am UTC (link)
Occupied.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-01-29 01:07 am UTC (link)
Did someone steal it?

SNEAKY COFFEE THEIVES?

... what kind do you want?

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 01:08 am UTC (link)
Drank it, I expect.

And I do not care only that it is here.

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[info]heyheylisten
2013-01-29 01:11 am UTC (link)
I was uh. Being silly.

BUT OKAY. Right, one bag of decaf French roast coming right up. (Kidding about the decaf.) Address, please, good sir!

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 01:18 am UTC (link)
221B Baker.

And if you are not kidding about the decaf, there will be a discussion.

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(no subject) - [info]heyheylisten, 2013-01-29 01:26 am UTC

[info]j_harkness
2013-01-29 02:24 am UTC (link)
So go find a coffee shop.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 02:26 am UTC (link)
As previously stated, I am occupied. Honestly.

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[info]j_harkness
2013-01-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
Then if you want coffee, I guess you'll have to unoccupy yourself. Either that, or find someone who's willing to bring the coffee to you.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 03:08 am UTC (link)
That's the point of this missive, do keep up.

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(no subject) - [info]j_harkness, 2013-01-31 01:32 pm UTC

[info]tardiss
2013-01-29 03:06 am UTC (link)
Nearly everything delivers these days.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 03:08 am UTC (link)
That's why I have John.

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[info]tardiss
2013-01-29 03:10 am UTC (link)
But where is the coffee John? Has he forgotten his duties?

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 03:11 am UTC (link)
Clearly.

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(no subject) - [info]tardiss, 2013-01-29 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tardiss, 2013-01-29 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghost_writer, 2013-01-29 04:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tardiss, 2013-01-29 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghost_writer, 2013-01-29 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tardiss, 2013-01-29 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghost_writer, 2013-01-29 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tardiss, 2013-01-29 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghost_writer, 2013-01-29 08:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tardiss, 2013-01-29 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ghost_writer, 2013-01-29 11:36 pm UTC

[info]what_son
2013-01-29 04:19 pm UTC (link)
What? I'm not just here to get your coffee.

And even if I was, you think, maybe a person text might work a bit better than a mass plea?

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[info]what_son
2013-01-29 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Er. "personal".

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-30 12:46 am UTC (link)
The phone was on the other end of the flat.

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(no subject) - [info]what_son, 2013-01-30 07:11 am UTC

[info]pansymalfoy
2013-01-29 04:40 am UTC (link)
I don't think that was my fault. Really. I didn't do it.

...Or maybe I did.

I CAN GO GET MORE.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
Who are you then?

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[info]pansymalfoy
2013-01-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
Pansy.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 04:53 am UTC (link)
Oh, of course you are.

The adopted one.

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(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 04:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-31 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-31 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notbeingme, 2013-01-29 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pansymalfoy, 2013-01-29 05:33 am UTC

[info]spider_nerd
2013-01-29 04:50 am UTC (link)
Are you sure you didn't just put it to an IV and begin injecting yourself with it, and forgot that it was there? You know, since you're 'occupied'?

And before you blabber on about an IV being impractical, it was a joke. Laugh at it, you'll live longer.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 04:55 am UTC (link)
Of course I understand jokes, why does everyone think I don't understand jokes?

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[info]spider_nerd
2013-01-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
Because you don't laugh, and I think your smile actually scares children.

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[info]notbeingme
2013-01-29 05:11 am UTC (link)
Please, when have I ever smiled at a child to test this hypothesis?

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(no subject) - [info]spider_nerd, 2013-01-29 05:12 am UTC

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