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I woke up in a hula skirt, blue fur and with the dry cleaning bills of half the children's party I took my granddaughter to. What the HELL is going on this Halloween? She also left this: ( Read more... )

She was dressed as Lilo. I was dressed as Stitch and this is my badness meter. I'm still feeling the need to go listen to some Elvis and terrify Senior citizens. Instead, I'm gonna take some nyquil and hope this whole thing passes over. What the fuck?

Okay, so usually when we get...whimsical...patients, we can all agree they're insane. Usually. Tonight though? I picked up Dr. House because he'd OD'd on Vicodin. Throughout the ride, he proceeds to lecture my partner and I on how stupid we are, and everything we're doing wrong, while the wife, who'd gone along in the ambulance, tried to keep on clarifying that this was a costume. Not that the the dude believed her. Considering my partner was convinced, at the time, that he was Elmo and that I should tickle him when we weren't busy...

Fuck, I'm sorta scared to put on MY costume tomorrow night.

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.

All I wanted was egg and chips. Went to the store for eggs. Everyone was staring at me. Wouldn't stop. Three people told me they loved my costume. What costume? Assholes.

You think California has enough musicians to stare at.



ooc: charlie now thinks he's john lennon, btw

Maker's Breath.

This city is getting worse and worse, I swear. Someone please tell me they've seen a blood mage running about causing mischief? None of my normal informants seem to be working.

My daughter thinks she's a flapper, my ... girlfriend? Kasumi is having little red riding hood moments, and my best friend thinks she's a pirate captain.

Whatever the hell this is, I'm declaring it worse than the goddamned meteor and fuzzy things. I picked a hell of a place to settle down and build a residence.

I could not resist since it is Halloween and I am still caring for the kittens.

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Hey BARTON HOOD. Get your ass out of the woods and come deal with your dog. She thinks I'm you and is breathing fire on all your stuff. By the way? Your 13th century tunic is awesome, and I'm definitely getting one that actually covers more of my feet next season. On the other hand, it's sort of like I'm wearing a purple dress, so I'm kinda torn. Thank fuck you didn't have any kind of persona attached to it yet, or God knows what I'd be talking like. Seriously though. Laika just set your couch on fire. Where ARE you, anyway?

Edit:

I've been kidnapped by Oliver, the Sheriff of Nottingham and taken to "Nottingham Castle" to await a meeting he's arranged with a sheriff from...somewhere local. So I'm cuffed by the ankle to his bowflex. The fire breathing dog is in the bathroom. My one consolation so far is that she completely killed his stereo.

I hope everyone's having a lovely Halloween. The kids are out trick or treating by themselves. They're too old to have their mum out with them. It's sad, but true. I've occupied my time watching scary movies though. They're not so bad.

I might be scarce for a while, I'm starting a new investigation. Everything's all hush hush of course. Wish me luck.

BRB, going to Vegas to get married and romp around in fountains!

Oh, and eating all the foods. All you can eat dessert? Yes please!