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Yo Ollie! Your girlfriend demands chocolates, foot rubs and unreal amounts of sex.


AND WE NEED TO TALK

I also uh.

Remember that thing I told you about? From the dreams? With the thing? And the pointy teeth?

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay pale yo.

I sometimes can't see myself in the mirror.


(OOC: Attempt to delete part of the post has FAILED. Bwahahah.)

Has anyone else seen a Quidditch match? I just watched the Quidditch World Cup match in my dreams and it was brilliant. At least it was until the death eaters showed up and ruined the celebrations.

Building a new life for yourself in a new place is no easy task, especially when you're not exactly an American citizen. I was able to buy a used car easily enough because I had the cash on hand, but getting an apartment is another thing entirely. I don't have a job because I want to re-open my flower shop here, but all of these fancy apartment complex places won't accept you if you don't have a job and I can't open up the flower shop until I can prove I'm an American citizen. I feel like I'm living in a big Catch-22 right now.

Remember that word I put out there about plans for a Ladies' Night? Some of you chimed it about wanting something unconventional. But I'd like to have a girly outlet, too. So...

How does a naughty bake-off sound?

We make naughty cakes and whatnot. We vote for the best. We can trade them, sell them... I guess we can also eat them. Obviously, this will be 21+, because I'm sure there will also be drinks involved. Probably a lot of them.

Hello, internet group. I have arrived.

So, hey. They starting to know me at my usual haunts. Anyone up to recommending a card room or drinking hole where old Remy might be lost in the shuffle for a bit?

Are you drunk? A hand puppet is never an acceptable wingman, no matter what your career.

Stop. Call a taxi, go home right now.

Tuesday nights are so slow.

New drink special tonight. Two-for-one drinks at Joeyray's if you have an interesting story for the bartender.

So, I need a Halloween costume. Bond girl.

Any thoughts? And no, not Pussy Galore and the first person who says it is getting smacked upside the head.

I'm not even going to attempt to text since god knows where it will end up.

Vika - I'm pulling a late one tonight so don't panic if I'm not home. You're gonna be okay right?

If your total tab is 15.43 and you leave me 16 dollars, you are an asshole. I'm going to give you the glass that I know the barback spits his chewing tobacco into next time, jackass.