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Tweak says, "Let them eat cake"

Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-09-25 23:54:00

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alice liddell, applejack, candy quackenbush, faye valentine, gin ichimaru, jean grey (phoenix), roy harper (red arrow) ii, shady

If your total tab is 15.43 and you leave me 16 dollars, you are an asshole. I'm going to give you the glass that I know the barback spits his chewing tobacco into next time, jackass.

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	heartofflame 2012-09-26 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Ew. They'd have it coming, but ew. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 05:52 am UTC (link)
	That's the point of revenge. No amount of sanitizing is going to get that ew off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartofflame 2012-09-26 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Yes but now I feel accidentally proxy to the ew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, I wouldn't do it to you. You don't seem like a douche. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartofflame 2012-09-26 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I usually attempt to avoid any douchery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 06:11 am UTC (link)
	It's good to know you're one of the fifty or so who does. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	offinherhead 2012-09-26 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Cheap bloke. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 07:05 am UTC (link)
	I had half a mind to kick him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	offinherhead 2012-09-26 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Should have! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'd have had to jump the bar to do it, though. I'm lazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	offinherhead 2012-09-26 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Next time kick with your fist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	offinherhead 2012-09-26 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm good at those. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imperiusrex 2012-09-26 06:28 am UTC (link)
	In many countries, that would be an acceptable gratuity. Was your customer foreign? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Nope, just a jerk. Way more common around here than foreigners, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imperiusrex 2012-09-26 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Then clearly you have the right to spit with impunity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not the spitter, I'm the one making clever use of the spitter. That sounded way less gross before I typed it. Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	valentine_heart 2012-09-26 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Hell yes to that. Exlax also works wonders as payback ;) Luckily I haven't needed to bring it out yet but the waitresses know to tell me if they get stung by assholes who don't tip them well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Visine too! It's good for stoners, allergy sufferers, and people who want easy revenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	valentine_heart 2012-09-27 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ah a woman after my own heart :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	everythingshady 2012-09-26 11:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh.My.God. YES! Hate that, so much. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everythingshady 2012-09-26 11:05 am UTC (link)
	And I love how they're always "Keep the change." Like they're doing you some huge favor and you ought to be thankful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I should just throw it at people who say that. I bet a nickel would hurt if I threw it hard enough at someone's head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everythingshady 2012-09-26 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	They obviously need it back anyway. You know, since they're so hard up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to start doing that. "No, you keep it, you must be broke." I doubt they'll get it, but it'll make me feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everythingshady 2012-09-26 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I had the guts to actually say that. You can do it for all of us. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imnosidekick 2012-09-26 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, fair's fair and all, right? Somebody's an asshole, you have every right to subtly get them back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I figure. I don't know, maybe it's bitchy, but whatever. I'm sure he deserves it in other ways too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	applemark 2012-09-26 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	How much is an appropriate tip on a $15 tab? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Most people leave me fivers. Hell, I'd even be okay if he'd said 'look, I'm broke right now' or something. But nope! Drunk and douchey and cheap. It's the trifecta of ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applemark 2012-09-26 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I see. So if someone is honest with you, it's okay for them to be cheap? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-27 12:07 am UTC (link)
	If they're broke, that's a situational thing, that's not them being cheap just to be an ass. This guy had me break a friggin' hundred for him. ffff getting mad again all over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	applemark 2012-09-27 12:49 am UTC (link)
	That does seem pretty rude. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fox_face 2012-09-26 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Make sure to rub the glass on a toilet seat too before it gets spit in. I dunno why. Just 'cuz. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2012-09-26 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ew, that's just terrible mean! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fox_face 2012-09-26 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Not too much worse than bein' spit in with chewin' tobacco! (¬‿¬) (Reply to this) (Parent)