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When my company got its start, it was enough to walk into a meeting with a business plan and a shipping schedule. Now, I am told that the most efficient path to success is to ensure that any corporate philosophy I express must be concise enough to appear in a tweet.

There was a time I didn't have to know what these words mean. I miss that time.

I have been told that I should establish an online presence.

This is the internet, and I am on it.

I hope that will suffice.

There's a woman in my dreams who keeps... recurring. Radiant like the moonlight. A soft, gentle, loving sort of light. Whenever she's around, you can't help but smile... she's the kind who'd make friends with the devil himself.

...In one of them, I think she might even be the Messiah. That probably sounds crazy

This has to be one of the strangest weeks of my life. And I'm not talking about the attempted murder

Well the book is complete, now. I think. There's other things that might be missing, gaps to be filled, but I understand so much more now.

Lizzie says hello.

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Oh and Wade!

THERE'S GOING TO BE A TOTALLY HUGE PARTY AND WE ARE GOING

Also I want my cutie mark so let's go get them!!

Holy Shit...

Haven't had a night like that in...Shit....

What started out amazing just got mindbending and guilt inducing.

I got possessed and shot a lot of people.

...Whee?

You know, I wasn't going to post but I'm still pissed off after last night, so it's going up here anyway. Cope. You people missed reading Bullshit Roy Can Do Without even if you haven't admitted it to yourselves. So. Today's topic. People Who Think They Can Tell Me What To Do Just Because They're Older.

Uh no. Unless you're a cop, or I'm working for you, I'm not actually obligated to listen or to give a fuck about what you're saying. Sometimes I do give one. When it's important or you're my friend and I actually care enough to ask for your advice or you give it to me and I decide to listen to you. But the listening part? That's completely my choice here. I do not have to sit there and take it, I do not HAVE to allow you to micromanage my life, and you treat me like a little kid, and I'm REALLY not required to deal with it.

There's no law that says I have to take being disrespected and that I'm not allowed to disrespect you right back in your face no matter who's there watching if you pull that shit. There's no law that says I owe you any fucking thing if you treat me like that and I don't HAVE to take it, and right now? I'm not gonna.

In other words? I'll respect you when you respect me and not before. Two way fucking street, People. Deal with it.

[Filtered from Tywin Lannister]
Giving me things to read for my birthday is like offering vegans a leg of ham for Christmas.