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Anyone wanna go see Rock of Ages?

Anyone who doesn't want to sing along, need not apply.

Is it pathetic that I'm watching Tivo'd She-Ra episodes and thinking how full of crap her possible boyfriend Bow, who sets off MY highly developed gaydar, is? Maybe I'm jealous but...physics just don't WORK that way. I don't think. Be amazing if it DID but...

Damn, now I want to go try his stuff out for myself. Anybody got an apple, a horse, and a roadside fruit stand?

Okay, let's see here.

Aveline, Varric, Merrill and Fenris. I need to talk to all of you.

Garrett, Bethany, Carver, you lot are off the hook for now. Lot? God, I'm even talking like her now.

( I hereby desire the following for tonight's magnificent evening meal. )

So to everyone who ignored the fact that yesterday was my birthday: Thank you!

Everyone else: My revenge will be slow, uncertain, and lethal.

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