Network

We're not having the party until the weekend, but I made a threat that I'd do this, and nobody in the room at the time took me seriously, so here it is:

( OOC CUT ONLY for HUGE GLITTER TEXT )

It's fine, you're still younger than me.

Wonderful to be back to work. Missed it. Much to catch up on.

Still wish cause of connection could be determined.

I finished my Shakespearean Literature project ahead of schedule. I have an entire weekend coming up and nothing to fill it with.

I need to improve my scheduling. This happens all the time. Maybe I need a new spreadsheet.

I had a most horrifying dream, last night.

For some reason, I found myself playing this computer game so many are fond of, "The Sims".

(If you will note, this is not something I do, but I have seen it closely enough.)

I saw that my little person was choosing to play computer games of his own, from a desire to have more fun.

My screen came very close to him, so I could see what was on his computer screen, and that was the horrifying part:

I was on his screen, and he was playing a video game in which he controlled me.





I think this is how we say: I am in need of a vacation.

• Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men. (So married men change their underwear twice a day?)


• The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. (I don't even want to know.)


• Slugs have 4 noses. (Makes up for the lack of everything else, I suppose.)


• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. (Who cares?)


• The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year. (How did they count that?)


• The bubbles in Guinness beer sink to the bottom - no one knows why. (If you stare at a pint of Guiness long enough to notice that, you're doing it wrong.)

Who said the internet was only for porn?