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Cops are so useless in horror films. They'll get a call like "Hey, this guy is trying to tear my guts out with a spoon" and the cops are like "We can't do anything about that, there's a kitten stuck in a tree. Now THAT is an emergency." They can't solve anything worth a damn either. Where did they get their badges? Cracker Jack boxes?

Edit: Oh, wait, let's not forget, they always show up too late. They show up right after the hero has already killed Spoon Man.

Okay. Open question.

Does anyone know what a Star Seed is? I doubt it's an actual thing, but... it never hurts to check, right?

Stupid dreams.

Anybody here teach yoga? My mom the owner of the store I run is interested in adding some classes to improve our community outreach and I figured the net was the best place to check. Plus, I like the valarnet, weird as stuff's been getting.

I mean, I'm pretty sure the net's to "blame" for me getting attached to the Goddess Of The Pies here, and let's just say I'm glad I'm a gentleman and not the type to hit on married women because the Tonks family is awesome and I'd kinda hate to lose pie privileges while I"m here, or make Ted hit me. Any single and legal family members willing to take a pie loving shopkeeper who smells like incense and dragons blood...

Come to think of it, the incense and dragons blood stipulation thingie falls on the potential yoga person too. Have to be able to work with the smell. I won't burn it while there's class or anything but it tends to linger long into the night, like a bad date. Must also enjoy Enya and Enya sounding music since you'll probably be hearing some of that.


ANYway, you can totally reply here, or come by The Golden Apple any time before eight on weekdays, six on Saturday and Sunday.

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Uh, if you don't know me from Adam or anything, my name's Dean, I'm usually the only person in, so you're pretty safe just asking. I'll handle the initial stuff and we can go from there, yeah?

So I own something now.
Feast your eyes on my sweet ride.

( It's nothing new, it's just official. )

My boss needs to hire more hot guys. Can't a girl get a little sausage with her spreadsheets, or whatever I'm supposed to be doing here?

Summer is officially here. Not that it's a big deal here in the land of Ever Summer. Sure, we get some rain and maybe a few leaves that fall out of confusion in autumn but overall it's always warm.

But still, it's summer and that hot hot sun isn't all that friendly to redheads. Go on girls, put on those short shorts and sleeveless dresses. I'll be the one looking for a big floppy hat that doesn't make me resemble someone's grandmother.

I CAUGHT HIM! That big nasty tomcat that kept getting into the garbage cans will trouble us no more!


[Text to Dad]

I think I need to go to the doctor and get a tetanus shot and don't open the garden shed!

oh god this can't be happening i don't know what to do

IT'S IN MY CLOSET AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

please someone help me

Deleted and locked after a half hour or so.

Experiencing attachment phenomenon for ten days now. Still no hard data. Troubling.

THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A SUPER GOOD WEEK EVERYONE!

So many new friends and holy crap gyros are really awesome if you combine them with tacos. Two great tastes that go great together!

I hope everyone else has had fun too!!!

Hi, everyone. This is going to be a post about dreams, so if you haven't had any strange ones or don't care to read it, just scroll past.

( If you do want to read, please click here. )