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[Encrypted and locked to Kitty]
I've got something. Somethings. Lots of somethings. This is... god, I don't even know where to begin.

[Locked to Garrus]
Hi No, that's a lame way to start out Hi. I know that's kind of a silly way to start out but I don't really have a reason for messaging you other than I kind of miss you which is ridiculous, right? It's not like it's been a long time or anything. But I was shaken over this Armachan stuff thinking of you and I just wanted to say hello, so... hello.

Spent a lot of time driving around today. Until the car broke down.

I've come to the conclusion that I need to get a job. A real one. I need to put aside these Jedi fantasies.

And apparently that quitting smoking thing was more of a dry run.

Avocados = Disgusting

Why do you Californians put them in everything? I mean, I saw avocado gelato the other day.

I know they're following me. I don't know where to go.. Police are no good, and home is worse. I think I saw.. Trust the bank, where the gold is. I have to find it.
Are they tracking these? Better throw it away, just in case

Rose, you and your text flirting is just too adorable. Well, too adorable for me to not tease you about publicly.

I'm also proud to announce that Hangman is now once again doing the ever popular $2 Tequila Thursdays. Shooters for all!

Absolutely amazing, the first commercial spacecraft has been launched this morning. It's going to take three days to reach the ISS and deliver supplies for NASA. It's amazing to think how far we've come and how far we will go if my dreams are any indication.

If I hear one more damn person talking about their dreams I'm going to likely scream and wake the neighbors who will call 911 and tell them that the tiny, angry man is having a seizure.

You would think everyone was rehearsing Hamlet, Act 3.

I am disappoint

No one ever dreams of me.

In her dreams she's taller, faster and stronger then she could ever hope to be. In her dreams Brienne knows real strength, feels the thrill of superior skill and is assured of her own righteousness when wielding a sword. The unfortunate visage of her dream-self is something she could live with. The gods (whoever they might be) do not give freely and if given the choice she'd gladly trade brawn for beauty.

There's another face in her dreams only he's the same both there and here.

Kingslayer, she calls him and she spits the words unafraid to convey her loathing.

Ser Jamie, she calls him when the loathing is replaced with a grudging respect.


[Locked to Jamie]

I had a dream about you.

What do I see, but my neighbor being carried into her condo by another woman. I'm going to need popcorn. And probably some earplugs.

I can't believe it's taken me this long to find this place. I've been spending too much time on the EDM forums. It's definitely time to socialize with the rest of the population. So, hi everyone. My name is Carmen de la pica Morales and I create music for a living. Although I'm not so sure you can say you do something for a living when it doesn't really bring any actual money in, but still. It's what I do.

[Encrypted, locked to Shepard.]
Cerberus is real.

[Encrypted, locked to Garrus.]
I think I'm going to have to cancel our date tonight. Something's come up.