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My lips are still buzzing.

Best date, ever! Well at least until the next one.

You treat Kit Kat right, okay? She's like...sweet and nice and a dork, yo!

And I know her kinks. I can share :D

And suddenly my life's been put into amazing and awesome perspective.

Welcome to the club, Barton. You're going to LOVE it here!

All right, so now I'm dreaming about punching Hitler. Compared to the whole Roman thing it was actually somewhat normal.

[Locked to Dr. John Smith]

I know this is going to sound mental, but I'm afraid you were in this one too.

Hi there, I'm Tris and just found this site. I'm still at school and really don't have that much of an interesting life. How is everyone?

The internship is a go. Might not be running coffee or doing paper-errands, so this promises to be actually worth a try.

Still not sure how to pronounce all my co-workers' names, but I guess time will take care of that.

WY-greet? EE-greet? EE-great? EE-grit?

[Father]

Thanks for the interview tips. Didn't read it entirely but it helped.

I had the singing salamander dream again. Why can't I have the one with the blue-skinned woman again? Much more ....interesting.

[Locked to Jack, Tali and Garrus]

Does Normandy ring a bell for you? Not the beach or battle. As in a ship?

Two days off in a row. Think I'll spend the sleeping.

....Why am I in Clint Barton's bed?

More to the point, what DAY is it?

[Locked to Shepard, Jack, and Garrus.]

Does anyone else know what the Collector Base is? And why I was in the vents?

I see this week is just getting better and better.