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There are people who didn't know Titanic was real.

What's next? Apollo 13?

I've finished the first draft of my next novel. Its about a ship that crashes on a watery world and the struggles the only survivor goes through as she tries to find a way to get off the planet. Not going to reveal much more than that until it goes to publishing.

Full face helmets, copious amounts of french fries, and a few cans of beer don't mix when you get hit in the gut and the only natural thing to happen...happens before you can pull it off.

Hi, I'm Clint Barton and I puked on my very own face. Remind me not to go to armored fighter practice anymore.

...I walked into the band room for my fifth period to find a fort built out of orchestra chairs, jackets, and music cases.

Let me give you a moment to let that sink it. You got it? Okay, we can proceed.

They build a fort. They actually built a fort. In the bandroom, and during lunch.

WHO EVEN THINKSS UP THESE THINGS?