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Hey valarnet. I'm Roy, I'm new and looking for a guy named Wrex. Word on the street is he can hook me up with the chance I need. Anybody know where I can find him?

Things are about to get crazy for the next few weeks. Book is going to the printer. There's going to be a big party at UCI. So that will be... something to attend. Trying to convince my wife to go on a quick getaway before everything starts. *wink*

Everything hurts today. But it's mostly a good kind of hurt. That Kirk guy kicked my butt. Apparently, I needed it.

...My mind however, is doing that racing thing again. I keep thinking about the gaps, the things I can't remember. When so much of your childhood is missing, you end up feeling like a child most of the time. And then aches and pains remind you how old you really are, and you feel absolutely ancient. It's not good, vacillating between childhood and old age. I feel... stretched out... thin... like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a change. Or something.

...but this had me laughing. And everyone needs a good laugh, now and again. You know, before one finds themselves lost out in the wilderness with a bear gnawing on their skull, like it's made out of butterscotch candies.

Fair warning: This is likely not work-safe, due to language. Like you couldn't tell just from glancing at it, straight away. So put on your snuggie, curl up with a cup of tea in the comfort of your own homes, and enjoy!

( Vid under here! )

Hopefully it shows, or I've fouled up the interwebs, entirely.

Since we're on the subject of polling, and sharing questions and bonding through it or whatever shit here, I've got a question for YOU, network. Say you get arrested for some stupid petty crime, like a brawl gone out of hand, or drunk and disorderly or whatever conduct people think means you're unsafe, who's the friend you'd call to bail you out? Who's the friend who'd actually be sitting in jail next to you and grinning?

In other general questions, is what I'm pretty sure constitutes a form of torture a decent motive or defense for murdering your sadistic bitch of a PT?

It doesn't count as stealing when you're going to bring them back, does it? I mean. Well, okay, I should explain the situation. I kind of can't get a library card in Orange County. Zoning thing. And well, they had a lot of books I really really need to read.

So, well. I had to sneak them out with me. I don't intend to keep the books or anything, but libraries close and all, and I need something to do once they have. And it's not like anyone was...

Hi. My name is Flynn Rider and I'm a Book Addict. This just goes to prove how MUCH.